Walker 
| Online: | 5 Years Ago | Name: | - Private - | |
| Updated: | 5 Years Ago | Gender: | Male | |
| Joined: | 5 Years Ago | Birthday: | - Private - | |
| President: | Not Saying | Email: | - Private - | |
| Ideology: | Conservative | Education: | Post Doctoral | |
| Party: | Republican Party | Ethnicity: | White | |
| Relationship: | Not Saying | Income: | More than $150,000 | |
| Interested: | in Women | Occupation: | Government | |
| Looking: | No Answer | Religion: | Christian |
| About Me: | The laws of physics do not apply to me. I can roundhouse kick the universe in half. Guns don't kill people; my beard does. There is no evolution, only animals I allow to live. I do not sleep. I wait. My leading export is Pain. There is no chin under my beard, only another fist. I drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. My only two speeds are "walk" and "kill." I do not read books; I stare them down until I get the information I want. I am currently involved in a lawsuit with NBC; "Law" and "Order" are the trademarked names of my fists. I do not wear a watch; I decide what time it is. I do not get frost bite; I bite frost. Crop circles are just my was of saying that some corn needs to lie down. I can win Connect Four in three moves. I can beat a brick wall at tennis. Spelling my name in Scrabble wins. Forever. # According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that I walk. I shed my skin twice a yea |
| Activities: | Aerobics, Auto Racing, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Golf, Hiking, Hockey, Inline Skating, Martial Arts, Motorcross, Racquet Sports, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis, Volleyball, Weight Lifting |
| Quotes: | "My Name is Chuck Norris." |
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Is Chuck Norris God?
When one examines the basic facts of life, there can be little doubt that it all exists at the mercy of one man: Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can kill a man by thinking about it. (Not too hard, because Chuck Norris does not believe in over-thinking things.) Anyone who has watched any of Chuck Norris's artistic masterpieces, or observed him kill a crocodile with his beard can attest to his omnipotence. Proof of Chuck Norris's divine status: 1) Chuck Norris can do whatever he wants, whenever he...
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| Debates: | 1 |
| Lost: | 1 |
| Tied: | 0 |
| Won: | 0 |
| Win Ratio: | 0.00% |
| Percentile: | 64.35% |
| Elo Ranking: | 1,879 |
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| Votes Cast: | 5 |
| Opinion Arguments: | 0 |
| Opinion Questions: | 0 |
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