Funnier Jokes Wins.


Thanks to my opponent for requesting this debate. If anyone doesn't know how this works, it is quite simple. Each round, each debater posts one joke. Whoever has funnier jokes wins. I will be defending by title and wish good luck to my opponent. :) A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer,...
murder is right


my opponent on his profile claims he can uphold any position even if its totally absurd or wrong. Lets see if he can prove this one right. put him to the test. he nust prove murder, is in some way, good....
The Optimum Online Triple Play commercial is the most annoying currently played commercial on TV.


Before I make a few points as to why the commercial (seen here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ptlJYFWDfig&feature=related ) is definitely the most annoying one that is currently played on TV, I must first specify that I am referring to American television number one, and number two, I am generally speaking about commercials on 'basic TV' i.e. on broadcast stations such as ABC, NBC, CBS, etc. Point 1: Although the jingle is quite catchy (who doesn't find themselves singing along to 877-393-4448?...
This debate will not result as a tie.


My resolution is clear: I will prove that after this debate has ended, it (the debate) will not result in a tie. Anyone disagree?...
Debate.org is an idiotic website and a waste of time.

Looking through the arguments available, nearly everyone who uses it is full of baloney. Thus the debates generated will also be full of baloney and uninteresting and unhelpful!...
Resolved: In a fight, Darth Vader would easily vanquish Superman.


I'm a big fan of both fictional characters, but I'm afraid that if the two were to trade blows, Vader would easily wind up as the victor. I will perform this debate by stating how the dark lord of the sith would counter Superman's powers. Strength: People claim that Superman would dominate Vader due to his sheer Super strength, but I am one to disagree. Vader can easily move objects which weigh over 100 tons. Proof: In "The Empire Strikes back", we saw an old and weakened Yoda lift Luke Sk...
Just because your so cute and for the sake of arguing i want to debate.


Why do people have there pictures up on www.debate.org but im kinda glad that some do becuase artC is cute and i would most likly let her win because of that....
the 1980's pop music is best!!! 2


(read the 1st comment in the first one and you will know why i make this debates) because i like it and it does not have too much bad word like holy s*** but now a whole song have and modern pop music can make people lasy too because you can sing crappy sound and let the computer do the rest right? think about it!...
Resolved: In my opinion, green apples taste better than red apples.


I will let my opponent start. I believe the resolution is quite clear. Just to clarify, apples are fruits that the human species consumes. Let the apple debate begin!!!!!!!!...
FIND ONE TOPIC AND DEBATE ME ON IT


FIND A TOPIC AND DEBATE ME ON IT..SOMETHING..JUST DO IT...WEATHER IT BE POLITICS,MONEY,SPORTS,SAME SEX MARRIGE AND THING....I ONLY WANT TO DEBATE THE BEST..AND THE BEST HAS WON 16 DEBATES...

