How many fallacies can you commit in one sentence?

Commit as many fallacies as you can in one sentence. Don't forget to cite them. 1. Round one is acceptance 2. Round two is the sentence 3. You must list your fallacies...
Funnier Jokes Wins

I love taking a brake from harsh banter back and forth in these debates. What better way then one of these? Rules: Jokes begin in round two. Dirty jokes allowed but not a lot of profanity if possible. Thanks to whoever accepts this challenge, and good luck....
Walrus101 Does Not Enjoy Cats.


I propose the argument that Walrus101 does not enjoy cats....
Creation vs. Evolution
well first of all I am for Creation and second I am going to let my opponent go first...
A shark is a better animal than walrus.


A shark is an obviously better animal than a walrus....
It is preferred to live in a zombie apocalypse then an alien invasion apocalypse


I will argue that it is better off to live in a world being ravaged by a zombie apocalypse then a world being ravaged by an alien invasion. - It's a given that the aliens and zombies are hostile and want to kill us all - Zombies are similar to those featured in "The Walking Dead" - Aliens are similar to those of 'Independence Day', 'Falling Skies', and 'War of the Worlds' where they possess technology and weapons far superior to those of Humans First round is acceptance only, 6000 charac...
Evolution is the wrong idea
evolution is the theory of how we are created. I think this argument should be about why evolution is the wrong idea. my argument is that evolution is wrong because God created us and I am against what other people think. we get the wrong idea of how we are made and we say what what other people thought. it is wrong to say that we are made from monkeys and that the earth is billions of years old. the bible even solves the question before the argument is raised and I quote "In the beginning God"...
Should Justin Beiber, One Direction and othe 'heart throbs' be Banned?
I think that all 'heart throbs' should be banned. There are some young tween girls out there who are cutting themselves because they love them so much. It is just sad. I understand that they enjoy singing and such, but they are harming young girls in such ways that they are cutting themselves. These girls should be having small crushes on boys around their age. Which brings me to my next point. These 'heart throbs' and boy bands are much to old for their audience. But they are still quite yo...
should dumbster babys meet their mothers

they should not meet their mothers after they got rid of him...
vegetarianism/veganism is hypocrisy

Vegatarians and vegans eat carots. To eat a carrot it has to be pulled out of the ground which kills it. Vegetarians and vegans often state that meat is murder and call meat-eaters speciesist. However vegetarians are kingdomist. they discriinate and only consume foods from the plant kingdom (and the fungi sometimes). meat-eaters eat organisms that taste good and do not discrinate based on kingdom. in conclusion if meat is murder so is carrot juice (Plants are people too!). meow!...