Joke Competition

I've seen a few of these in the past, and thought I'd give it a try...the rules of the competition are as follows: 1. Each round a new joke will be posted as your "argument" 2. The Pro and Con positions mean nothing in terms of the arugment. 3. There is a limit of one joke per round. 4. The loser will have to individually wash the corns of the winner's feet. Scratch rule #4. Let the Joke Competition begin! One midsummer's evening, two sight-seers were captured by a native jun...
Yraelz should delete his debate.org account.


And why not? This will of course be my 100th debate, and I will as far as my knowledge goes be the first debater to have ever achieved so many debates on this website. Followed by dairygirl4u2c, having 99 debates. Thus as it is my desire to delete my debate.org account, the best thing to do having debated 100 debates would be to celebrate by doing something I desire. Therefor I should delete my debate.org account. Who cares to stand in opposition?...
Fantasy is Better than Science Fiction


Fantasy is better than Science Fiction because it is more flexible, so it can be more imaginative and creative, and takes the reader on a further, more fun trip. I also enjoy Science Fiction, I just don't think it's as good. Thanks to whoever debates this, I'll respond more when the next argument is posted....
Voting is based on preconceived bias rather than substantive debate

In the short time that I've been here, I see that there is one major problem with Debate.org. The issue that I see has to do with how votes are accrued, and how it is ambiguous as to what is being voted for. Lets make a hypothetical scenario so you might understand what I am talking about better. Let us say there is an argument on Capitalism. And let's say that the person against capitalism makes some great points. Lets say that she is eloquent, thorough, articulate, etc, and details all the...
Cheekyhobo is a better sign on than Lysis17

Cheekyhobo is more creative than Lysis17 and should be evaluated as such. I believe that chickens fly at midnight and cluckers clucks at the sight of the stars. So vote Cheeks for a darker tomorrow!...
Sean Penn is an idiot.


Sean Penn is an idiot. I think we all can agree that he is very pretentious and takes himself way too seriously. Also is it just me or does he overact in ever movie he is in? Penn also gives a really bad name to liberal politics and in my opinion only hurts the cause. He is good friends with Hugo Chavez. I saw him speak once with Jane Fonda and it was pathetic and totally unimpressive. I could go on but id like to hear what others have to say about this massive idiot. PS. His ONLY go...
curb your enthusiasm is better than Seinfeld


I believe curb your enthusiasm is the greatest show in the history of television, but that is not the topic of this debate. Instead, I'm arguing that it is better than Larry David's other show, Seinfeld. This is a two-round debate. Here are the reasons curb your enthusiasm is superior to its more-popular cousin: 1. Larry David is awesome and Jerry Seinfeld is annoying and lame: Larry David was the brains behind the Seinfeld show. The character of "Jerry" is actually a composite of the real...
Heath Ledger is this Generation's James Dean


The passing of one of the most versatile and talented actors, Heath Ledger, shocked me more then any death since Cobain. I think it might have to do with that I, along with many others, have grew up with this guy and seen him produce hits and flops. And he had so much potential. Well what I am saying is this man, Heath Ledger, will live on like James Dean and River Phoenix, to a lesser extent and become immortal. RIP Heath...
Cloverfield was a great movie.

This movie was great. I am so tred of hearing people complain about it, and I am especially tired of hearing why they didn't like. Anyone who went to this movie thinking it was going to be a Godzilla meets youtube movie obviously was clueless. This movie was meant to feel realistic and it did. Ask yourself, what would you do in the same situation? Maybe you would have said **** the one person you love but I might of done the same as Rob (the main character). The monster was just awesome and defi...
KAUAI is the BEST ISLAND IN THE WORLD! (at least the Hawaiian Islands) : )


I figured since I am puttin out my beloved Island as my pic I might as well defend her from any that may argue that KAU'A'I is not No Ka 'Oi ! THE BEST ! KAUAI MAN...