Presidential Debate: Peter Griffin vs Eric Cartman
Thank you for tuning in to the second of possibly more presidential debates among some of the most well known fictional people in history who are running for President of the United States of America...... Tonight we have Peter Griffin vs Eric Cartman, who each represent the two major political parties in the race.
My name is Tim Tebow, I will be tonights moderator because im still riding the...
President Obama is mostly at fault for the 17 trillion dollar debt.
Although Barack Obama has not been president while a majority of the debt was compiled, he has had four years to lower it, and he has not. He also added about seven trillion to the debt. Whether you think that we should raise taxes, cut spending, or a combination of the two, you should realize that the president had a super majority for his first two years in office. He could have done anything his heart desired, and he refused to lower the debt. He is not totally at fault, but he is mostly to b...
Politifact is biased
The United States Government ought to provide Universal Healthcare for its Citizens
Round 1: Acceptance
Round 2: Presenting Main Arguments
Round 3: Disputing and Defending Main Arguments
Round 4: Conclusions and Responses to Round 3.
Thank you.
Negotiations for the TPP agreement should be abandoned
Welcome one and all to the grand finals of the second ELO tournament. Special thanks to Noumena for setting things up, Raisor for suggesting an interesting subject as well as agreeing to the final motion and everybody else who competed for making things fun. Extra-special thanks to anybody that votes. Just try to remember to be fair and constructive if you can. The TPP agreement is a little acronym for the Trans-Pacific Strategic Economic "Partnership", which is basically a free trade deal. A...
A World Government is fundamentally not a good idea.
Many thanks in advance to my opponent for accepting this debate. For all intents and purposes, a world government is self-explanatory: a single, unified government that everyone in the world is expected to abide by. I will be arguing that such an institution would be impractical, inefficient, implausible and immoral. As such, it would not be a good idea to (attempt to) implement. My opponent will be arguing that a world government is a good idea and would be beneficial to people throughout th...
The Purpose of the US Constitution is to Legislate Morality
Resolution:
The Purpose of the US Constitution is to Legislate Morality
Margaret Thatcher should not be granted a state funeral
Margaret "the milk snatcher" Thatcher, the wretched former Prime Minister of Great Britain, whose crusades against the working class devastated the nation's heavy industries and threw millions of decent, hard-working people onto the scrapheap of society, is now an elderly woman and is officially certified as insane (whereas when she was in power she was merely suspected of being so). Given her advanced years it can't be long now before she joins Colonel Gadafi, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il and...
Epic Rap Battles of History. Andrew Johnson VS. Lyndon Johnson.
Greetings sir, you must be Lyndon. My name is Andrew, I am prepared to battle you. I will not be using my vicious rhyme in this description but I will against you. Whoever you are, I must ask you--please change your profile image to that of Lyndon Johnson's. No vulgarity is allowed, no curses, cusses or swears. Nothing that would pull me by my hairs. You can use your best to be mean, but you obviously can't be the best I've ever seen....
The United States military should be reduced in half.
It is my contention that the U.S. military should be substantially reduced in size and scope. This includes the number of personnel, goals, and overall military spending. The military shall refer to every branch of the armed forces. Although I am an anarchist, I will be arguing from the perspective that the U.S. military should exist and be federally funded through taxes to avoid any tangents about...