It is better to just poop fast rather than wait, if you don't have a book
I believe it is much better to push hard, and get the poop over with, rather than sit there and relax. Relaxing, and waiting is much more time consuming, and often the poop clings, making you shake your butt a little to get the little straggler off. However, if you just poop it out, you can return to your everyday life, and enjoy the rest of your day, claiming you have accomplished an impossible feat. On the contrary, if you have a book, you can read about other people, and before you know it, "...
Batman Could Beat the Crud Out of Anyone
Batman is the best superhero ever. He could take on any other superhero. Just give me the situation, and I'll tell you how Batman gets out of it....
I can out insult anyone, via flame war
I possess a mastery in the fine craft of crap talking. I can out insult anyone, there is indeed no man who can withstand my relentless barrage of words that attack the soul like how a rusty jagged edged dagger stabs a heart. I'm like flee ridden psychopathic rabie infested wolverine that just wants to devour and destroy any form of contention. How can I make such claims? Instead of a sissyfied debate that men with manginas oftentimes engage in, I challenge con to a verbal flame war where I wi...
Rap Battle 2: Lwerd vs. Vi
== Intro == Welcome to Battle 2 (which is really my first) with my wonderful opponent, Vi_Veri. I'd like to thank her for accepting this challenge and joining me in battle, as well as feverish for hosting this tournament and Mangani for judging. Also, thanks to everyone else who's participating -- can't wait to face you all -- and to those cool enough to respond with positive feedback and constructive criticism. == Auxiliary Issues == 1. I'm aware that this is more of a rap than a ba...
RationalMadman should be banned from Debate.org
The first round is for acceptance.
Ice-skating should be illegal in the United States.
Ice-skating is a sport that should be illegal in the United States. This is for three main reasons. First, it promotes drug use. Second, it is cold. Third, the judges in the Olympics were idiots. That is all....
Pokeban
Resolved: Pokemon should be removed from Cartoon Network. Pokemon: The series of anime movies and television episodes licensed by the Pokemon media franchise Should: Ought to Removed from: No longer aired by Cartoon Network: The cable television network Cartoon Network, broadcast in the United States 1. The characters on Pokemon frequently capture a variety of so-called "Pokemon", some of which are extremely rare. It seems to be the objective of all Pokemon trainers to do this at...
Mitt Romney is the absolute coolest person ever
When many people look at Mitt Romney, they see him as the "Absolute coolest person ever to walk the face of the earth, no questions asked". I, for one, am against this proposition. I shall now give an exquisite list of people cooler than Mitticus Rominicus: The Marlboro Man Big Brother King Arthur Santa Claus (St Nick) Hamlet Dr Frankenstein's Monster Siegfried Sherlock Holmes Romeo and Juliet Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Uncle Tom Robin Hood Jim Crow Oedipus Lady Chatte...
Fox News is Bad
Fox News is not bad, nor is it evil. For this, I would like to here concrete evidence why you think that they're evil....
Resolved: If a tree falls in the forest and no animal is there to hear it, it does make a sound.
I, of course, am in favor of such a resolution. I believe the tree actually does make a sound whether animals are there to perceive it or not. Will you stand in opposition!? Feel free to offer definitions, chances are I will change them if I don't agree. =) DEBATE!...