A caveman would beat an astronaut in an unarmed fight to the death
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You watch as it unleashed a unrelenting barrage learned from their survival in the frontier we like to call space.
You watch as it pulls your organs from your body.
This barbaric being has had years of training and wont stop now. If a lowly caveman attacks, they will soon know the truth about astronauts. They do NAUGHT lose. Ever.
We must all know who defeated the moon, an astronaut. One astronaut, armed with a flag, took on the Goliath and tamed the mighty beast. Turning it from a lion, a king of the tundra, to a household cat. Children used to cower when the moon was neigh and now they think, "Oh, I wish to some day step foot there!".
All thanks to fear of whats lurking in the shadows. An Astronaut.
But, I digress. The question wasn't which is a greater individual, because that is clearly the caveman. We are to discuss which would win in throwing of the hands. The mighty caveman has felled beasts such as the mighty Styracosaurus, with one mighty blow to the thigh. While the astronaut may be literate, the caveman has got the brains where it counts. The caveman would see the pathetic excuse for an adventurer charge at him, and laugh as he delivers a deadly kick with his fist into the astronaut's throat. The caveman would then proceed to pull the astronauts appendix out and make it into a nice omelette, thus deceiving the foolish spaceman into a false trust. After he lets his guard down, the caveman would let out a mighty bellow to his ancestors, the four other humans who have come into existence before him, and tear out the astronaut's spine, and begin relentlessly using it as a bludgeoning tool of the astronauts destruction to en his pathetic life.
So, you who call yourself BrandonRoe, I am curious as to how the pitiful pansy wearing a space diaper would ever recover from that.
When ape tamed man, who won the battle? Not the cave man, but the terrifying astronauts. They traveled beneath the planet of the apes and detonated the bomb killing all caveman in existence!
But this is not hand to hand, mono e mono, cage match style combat? Forgetting how in the original planet of the apes, they fought countless caveman on their way. Lets talk about pure history.
Do you remember a time when the moon was full of life?
That all changed when astronauts landed on the moon. They slaughtered the mooniens, every man, woman, and child. They show no remorse, or even empathy as they blast lasers of pure hatred towards their foe. When they run out of ammunition they use such barbaric tactics, that when first seen on television, Kennedy had to apologize(after his months of therapy) .
Some choose to forget the Nazi base on the moon, or the battle for it. I, as well as man others, recall when the astronauts started their approach. They had no weapons but pure brutality. They launched them into orbit with jump kicks the force of the big bang. They beat the Nazi's, each punch death with the pain of the holocaust. The astronauts cared not for human life. They cared about how much carnage they could create before they ran out of human life to destroy. The battle was over so quick only one journalist was able to report the horror before taking off his space helmet............for "fresh air".
The astronaut is nothing but a filthy plague to the existence of humans. The great cave chieftain Kingsaur Oog laughs at the pathetic astronauts who think that they stand a chance. Astronauts exist only because cavemen allow them to. Astronauts exist only to submit to the master race. Astronauts exist only to lose to the mighty caveman
BrandonRoe forfeited this round.
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Vote Placed by Tweka 1 year ago
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