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A one-night stand with Hitler would have been hotter than one with Stalin.

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Started: 5/27/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
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First round is for acceptance. Feel free to define terms as you like.

If you supply a definition that I deem too troll-like then I shall supply a more credible source to back-up my definition so do not attempt such a line of attack.

You are not permitted to define Hitler or Stalin as anything other than the political warmongers of WWII.


1) Stalin's mustache - a luscious handlebar mustache

2) Hitler's mustache - an ugly smudge on his face

Stalin weighs the amount of a small bear, so yeah.
Stalin had 4 children, in your face Hitler.
Debate Round No. 1


My opponent has chosen to not define the terms.

Thus, I shall offer my own definitions and hope that at least one of them are accepted by Con.

Hotter: To be more hot than.
(1) Having a high degree of heat or a high temperature.
(2) Feeling or producing an uncomfortable sensation of heat.
(3) Filled with passionate excitement, anger, or other strong emotion.
(4) Lustful or erotic.

A one-night stand could either be interpreted as simply standing up night or the alternative:
Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again.

So, let's begin with the audience's favorite; lustful and erotic.

Here, I present to you our old man Stalin:

He is unable to move any finger in his hand, I presented. However, it isn't the hand that's injured, his left arm was injured in his childhood by an accident with a train that left his left arm two inches shorter than his right ( The cigarette was placed in the hand by his right han. The irony is that his right hand itself became crippled too. Aside from the fact that he now will struggle to hug and use his fingers in a certain way that may well be desired by many women on both their breasts and vagina, he also cannot please men either as [psitioning himself to either take or give would be a huge struggle with only one functioning arm.

Aside from that, let's look at the other aspects of the leaders that may indicate sexual desirability and prowess:

Height (

Hitler stood at 5'8, whilst Stalin stood at a pathetic 5'5. 5'5 is a height many women hit. [].

It's been psychologically proven that taller men are more sexually desirable [].

As for their penis size and capability to keep going in bed, Hitler is the clear winner.

Not only is he an ex-soldier, having survived the entire WWI (what a fit guy indeed) but, aside form endurance, what do you think the mustache size of Stalin was compensating for? Yep, you got it!

Now for the second favorite for the audience; filled with passionate excitement, anger, or other strong emotion.

It's no secret that both these men were severely troubled psychologically and both had anger stemming from overbearingly kind mother's and overbearingly aggressive and overpowering fathers. So, this would be pretty even fi we merely analyzed both of their childhoods.

However, let's look at how both men expressed their anger and how prone they actually were at showing it.

While Stalin regularly swore at his men and burst at the seams at eh slightest sign of disrespect, Hitler was, ironically, described as severely polite and courteous until he slipped and his slips were far more seldom than Stalin's. Even if he was telling a soldier that they'd lost their job, he'd say it in the most matter-of-fact way possible, remaining professional at all times.

Nevertheless, this would indicate that while Stalin was always angry and authoritative, Hitler knew how to 'bottle it in' and release at specific moments, channeling it all towards to Jews, so to say. Thus, it is far more likely that a man who was troubled enough to write "Mein Kampf" while in prison (whereas Stalin did no such thing while he went through his troubled times), that Hitler's struggle was a much deeper felt rage, as opposed to a callous form of narcissism. Hitler had genuine anger and was even passionate enough to take his wife, and dog's life, before taking his own (so they didn't have to live through the aftermath). This was not selfish at all, it was perhaps the only selfless thing Hitler did for anyone his entire life. Stalin, on the other hand, let his own son die in a German concentration camp as the son was running from the most abusive father that history has ever known. I am sure if Hitler had had a child that Hitler would have sent his entire army just to free his son. Hitler had issues, and was probably as psychopathic as Stalin, but his form of rage was a truly heartfelt one and it indicates that he'd be able to channel it well enough for one helluva rough night of hot sex, as opposed to consistent abuse and rage like Stalin showed his family and spouse whilst magically not caring when one ran away.

Rough sex is about combining passion and rage, not just being angry and not caring at all for the partner's pleasure. H's entire regime ensured that the people he held dear( That "Aryan race") were happy at all times while the people he felt rage towards suffered but, unlike Stalin, the German Concentration Camps had gas chambers to mercifully kill those who were struggling to work, whereas the Gulags forced the people in them to work to their last breath. Hitler understood that domination was about being caring and mean all at once whereas Stalin only understood how to be an a-hole at all times. That's now how BDSM works and not how any submissive woman, or man, would want their partner to treat them. It's about passionate abuse, not callous torment.

Hitler knows passion and anger to a level that Stalin can't begin to conceive.

As for the physical heat definition...

Russia is always colder, in temperature, than Germany is at that given time.

As for the 'feeling hot' definition, Stalin was known for sending chills down people's spines whilst Hitler incited rage in every member of at least 5 different nations. Boiling rage is not the same as chilling fear and represents a feeling of severe hotness.

In conclusion, Hitler had swag and was a passionate artist at heart. He'd use the woman's body as his canvas to pain with his semen.

Stalin was a monster. Monster are, by definition, ugly.

P.S. Hitler had swag:



You can define as many words as you want but you still won't win

So let's start


- Hitler was a sissy who hid in the mountains and died by poisoning himself.

- On the other hand Stalin lived in the thick of it in Moscow and died of a cerebral hemorrhage.


- In fact a man such as me would never be able to have a one night stand with Hitler because homosexuals were one of the most persecuted groups of people that Hitler's regime searched for.

- According to a report commissioned by Joseph Stalin and based on eye witness accounts, Hitler's dog-handler, Feldwebel Fritz Tornow, took Blondi's pups and shot them in the garden of the bunker complex on April 30, after Hitler and Eva Braun committed suicide as well as Blondi their dog. Killing your dog is a horrid sign showing fierce immorality .

- The German Concentration Camps were worse and more immoral than gulags because only around 1,258,537 died in gulags unlike the around 6.5 million total deaths of prisoners not including the death camps.
Hitler did not understand the word caring.

-Hitler was a failed painter so I expect he would be the same to a person's body.
Debate Round No. 2


baus forfeited this round.


Hitler's a loser * lost world war 2

Stalin's a winner

And you quit
Debate Round No. 3


baus forfeited this round.


Burningsnow forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4


baus forfeited this round.


Burningsnow forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Ragnar 2 years ago
Pro is gone.
Posted by baus 2 years ago
Even if it is him, my points will win me this debate. I just need the time to formulate them.
Posted by Zeroskye 2 years ago
Nevermind, I have done further research and discovered that is not him, but feel free to look at a photo-shopped Stalin.
Posted by Zeroskye 2 years ago
Young Stalin was a pimp:
Posted by ESocialBookworm 2 years ago
I so have so have to read this when you are done.
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