Adventure Fight 2!
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I have an Americium Nuclear Weapon, and I fire it at my opponent's current location.
I use the Goldeneye from the James Bond movie of the same name(because there were 2 goldeneyes, and only one was destroyed in the movie), and strike your residency with it, dismantling all of your technological devices, and, depending on where you are, killing you.
I then overthrow the United States, and take control of their military. Your move.
Well, since you seem very hell-bent on wiping me off of the face of the planet. That's okay, I've taken you with me. You see, the undisclosed location to which I traveled after visiting Malaysia was the basement of the White House. So, in using the Icarus Array, you are destroying yourself, as well as 007 and Brian. And anyway, the CIA and MI6 had no luck in finding Jason Bourne, why would I be any easier? Regardless, if I'm going down, you're coming with me.
Ouch for you! I only revealed my past location, the place to which I relocated after infecting myself with a performance-enhancing virus. I healed, and picked up Jason Bourne and Aaron Cross on the way. We can all hide pretty well, I think. Good luck finding us now! And since you've destroyed the White House, the USA will not want your leadership after that, especially since you should be dead (last I checked, the leader of the USA does live in the White House, and shooting the White House with the Icarus satellite would change that rather permanently). I think I'll go take a cruise.
Oh, but how unfortunately for you, my butler ate the food you bugged, so you've just sent a mercenary force to destroy Tim Curry. My cruise ship remains untouched, unluckily for you. And I'm not married, so my wife couldn't possibly have an affair with James Bond, and especially not marry him, since 007 doesn't believe in marriage. The two guys that you destroyed whom you thought were Jason Bourne and Aaron Cross were actually Will Ferrell and Kanye West (you must need glasses). Seems like it's about time to get that Icarus satellite decommissioned! I rewire an unknown number of terrorist missiles, that were intended for the already destroyed White House, programming them to target the Icarus satellite. While it's occupied, I make a swing over to north Africa, then south Asia, and convince Bane and Ra's al Gul to target you (since, apparently, in this warped and twisted fantasy world in which characters played by Sylvester Stallone can be in multiple places at once, Ra's al Gul doesn't have to be dead either). You now have two separate versions of the League of Shadows, as well as a couple of genetically engineered killing machines hunting you down. Even 007 and Brian from Taken won't be enough to save you. Anyway, as On Her Majesty's Secret Service proves, James Bond is not always the ideal agent. So I can continue my cruise, while you, well, Deshi basara.
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro had no chance against the superior Con
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