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Aliens Exist (Joke Debate)

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Started: 8/21/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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really12

Pro

I will be taking Pro in this debate as I believe it is a fact that aliens exist. As exist is defined as "to have actual being, be" (http://dictionary.reference.com...) and alien is defined as "a create from outer space" (http://dictionary.reference.com...) and fact is defined as "something that actually exists; reality; truth" (http://dictionary.reference.com...) and defined is defined as "to state or set forth the meaning of (word, phrase etc.)" (http://dictionary.reference.com...) and is cat is defined as "a small domesticated carnivore... ... Bred in a number of varieties" (http://dictionary.reference.com...). First round is acceptance then the remaining three are rebuttals.

Good luck :D
UtherPenguin

Con

Despite common misconception, Flordians do not count as aliens. But damn do they come close.

I accept the challenge.



Debate Round No. 1
really12

Pro

My first rebuttal will provide proof that aliens exist, it is in the following link.

https://youtu.be...

It is an authentic news broadcast exclusive based on numerous alien sightings throughout a plethora of nations.
UtherPenguin

Con

Wrong, the ilerminaty obviously fabricated that. Why else do you see a triangle 0:21 of the video.

My opponent is ilerminaty confirmed

Sources:
1.http://www.sjgames.com...

2. https://www.facebook.com...

3.http://www.sjgames.com...

4.https://en.wikipedia.org...

5. dfrgteds

6.https://en.wikipedia.org...
7.https://en.wikipedia.org...
3. http://whatculture.com...
Debate Round No. 2
really12

Pro

Ssshhh, the ilerminaty is reading this debate :P

However, there is more proof that aliens exist, such as this picture

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com...

This video also shows that humans have conversed with aliens and have in fact found their weakness. This video was covered up by the CIA for many years and so was the previous video and images I posted.

https://youtu.be...

Here is another video of an alien again covered up by the CIA

https://youtu.be...

Here is a video of an alien getting hit by a train again covered up by the CIA

https://youtu.be...
UtherPenguin

Con

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WRONG!!!!! ALL OF THOSE ARE FRAUDS OF THE L00MYNARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1231232123245743653457834523 DOESN'T IT SEEM SUSPICIOUS THAT ALL OF THEM ALIENS L00K LIKE HUMANS!!!!!!!!!

THAts because THOSE ARENT ALIENS!!! THERE JUST ILLUMINATIES DISGUISED AS ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sources:
1. Bill Gates

2. I was told dis by members of the l00mynarty.
Debate Round No. 3
really12

Pro

Well yes the loominarty does in fact exist and so does the ilerminaty (but don't tell anyone about that, only tell them the loominarty exists :P).

Here is a video to reinforce the belief that loominarty exists. This video was made to brainwash American citizens. Watch carefully at 6:43.

https://m.youtube.com...

Here is a doctor to explain this notion, this doctor is not fictitious at all.

https://m.youtube.com...

I will also state that I am an alien, hence my profile picture :P

Here is another image of an alien:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com...

Even aliens have overrun the advertising industry:

https://m.youtube.com...

https://m.youtube.com...

https://m.youtube.com...

Especially this one:

https://m.youtube.com...

Here is another very real picture of an alien which is very famous in television:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com...

This guy is definitely an alien:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com...

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com...

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com...

Aliens also like to watch a show called Ancient Humans:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com...

Here is a YouTube video again made by the loominarty:

https://youtu.be...

Here is loominarty confirmed music, except its disguised as "illuminati" that preposterous name is obviously made up by the loominarty to hide their real name.

https://youtu.be...

This is the ilerminaty:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com...

Oh, and the cryptozoological creature named The Flying Russian Spaghetti Monster of Zimbabwe but only ever found in Venezuela does in fact exist, its linked to aliens and was last spotted in France but has never been seen in Venezuela but at the same time it had been seen in Venezuela.

An alien also asked this Y/A question:

https://answers.yahoo.com...

The ilerminaty is a conspiracy theory within a conspiracy theory, the US Government made the conspiracy but realized that they had to go into a second level of conspiracy theory and then a third level but not a forth one because the forth one is limbo. Barack Obama's wife continually annoyed Barack when he was making the conspiracy theory so he had to have a conspiracy theory architect to provide ear plugs for him. - Conspiracy Theory Inception :D
UtherPenguin

Con

SEE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

EVEN MY 0PPONENT admits that the L00MNarty exists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOSe guy ARE'nt ALIEns!! TheEY're JuST ILOOMNATIES IN DISGUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God save the Queen.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by triangle.128k 2 years ago
triangle.128k
The debate itself is a troll, yeah but the topic can be debated seriously.
Posted by triangle.128k 2 years ago
triangle.128k
This could actually be seen as a serious debate topic.
Posted by Emilrose 2 years ago
Emilrose
I think 'troll debate' would be the correct terminology. People had 'joke' debates in the 50's...
Posted by really12 2 years ago
really12
@Lexus,

'Tis done.
Posted by Lexus 2 years ago
Lexus
you should say this is a joke debate, someone will pwn otherwise
Posted by hldemi 2 years ago
hldemi
Nice. Now its fun:D
Posted by really12 2 years ago
really12
Definitions have been added and a few irrelevant ones have been added to for comical purposes: P
Posted by hldemi 2 years ago
hldemi
Joke or no joke if you wanna debate you should do it properly. Without definitions there is no debate. Funny or not.
Posted by really12 2 years ago
really12
@hldemi,

Its actually a joke debate, which is why I put it under Funny.

Thanks for the tip though :)
Posted by hldemi 2 years ago
hldemi
Dude always put definitions in your first round. Define aliens. You can as well argue that movie "Aliens" http://www.imdb.com... exist which is a fact.
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