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eyeballsac
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BennyW
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Anti-Joke Battle

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after 3 votes the winner is...
BennyW
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/8/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 824 times Debate No: 41915
Debate Rounds (5)
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eyeballsac

Pro

First Round for acceptance.


This is just a battle about who can tell better Anti-Jokes


Open for anyone who wants to.
BennyW

Con

I accept this debate. I am a fan of anti-jokes in fact it is one of my favorite types of humor (or anti-humor as it may be). Good luck.
Debate Round No. 1
eyeballsac

Pro

eyeballsac forfeited this round.
BennyW

Con

BennyW forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
eyeballsac

Pro

eyeballsac forfeited this round.
BennyW

Con

As my opponent didn't specify how this will be done I will do it this way. If the anti-joke requires a response I will post that at the end so as not to ruin it for those who want to play along. Remember these are anti-jokes not jokes. If you don't know what that means look here: http://en.wikipedia.org...

Q1: Why did the roadrunner cross the road
Q2: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Q3: What do you get when you cross a rat with a vacuum cleaner?
Q4: What is red and smells like blue paint?
Q5: How do you make a mailman cry?

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, they strike up a conversation and have a drink.

A1: Because that's what roadrunners do
A2: One, just the same as anyone else.
A3: A dead rat
A4: Red paint
A5: Kill his family

I think that's good for now let's see if my opponent responds
Debate Round No. 3
eyeballsac

Pro

eyeballsac forfeited this round.
BennyW

Con

Alright more
Q1: What do you call someone who starts a debate but doesn't participate?
Q2: What do you call something that is yellow and shaped like a banana
Q3: What's worse than cancer?
Q4: why did the fish fall off the bicycle?

A1: Eyeballsac
A2: A banana
A3: genocide
A4: because he was a fish riding a bicycle

I hope my partner participates soon
Debate Round No. 4
eyeballsac

Pro

Sorry. When I started this debate I wasn't busy, but I've had a lot of things happening. But that's besides the point. On with the jokes!

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

Why did sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why didn't sally get up?

She had no legs

Why didn't anyone help sally?

She had no friends

Knock knock,
Who's there

NOT SALLY

Why did timmy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What's big, white, and if it falls from a tree it will kill you?

A fridge

What's big, green, furry, and if it falls from a tree it will kill you?

The grinch's dick

What's green and has wheels?

Grass I lied about the wheels.

I have more but I will save them for the coming rounds
BennyW

Con

My opponent says he will save more for later rounds. Unfortunately for him that was his final round.
Now for mine:
Q1: What do you call a midget named Stan?
Q2: If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
Q3: How do you say carrots backwards?
Q4: How do you kill a vamire?



A1: Stan
A2: He is dead
A3: carrots backwards
A4: You don't because they don't exist.

That's all and this is the end.
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by MoralityProfessor 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to Con for FF. I actually found some of Con's anti-jokes funny. Although, admittedly, it was a tough decision, because Pro's best joke, 'I have more but I will save them for the coming rounds', was also quite funny. But Con takes the cake.
Vote Placed by Ragnar 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: So many missed rounds...
Vote Placed by bsh1 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: ff