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Are Cheese sticks evil?

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Started: 10/30/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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bloodyghost9

Pro

Here's the way I see it:
Cheese sticks are generally white in color, or closer to white on the spectrum.
Diamonds can be white.
Diamonds sell for money.
Money causes greed.
Greed is darkness.
Darkness is evil.
Bring on your inferior arguments, I will never be defeated!
AWSM0055

Con

NEVER

Cheese sticks are dark orange. [1] Diamonds are blue or no colour [2] GET REKT M8

But cheese sticks are made of cheese and sticks [3]

Cheese is yellow and sticky [4]

Sticks are brown and sticky [5]

Yellow and brown make army colours [6]

The army have sticky bombs [7]

Therefore, cheese sticks are camouflaged sticky bombs... [8]

Sticky bombs are cool

Therefore, cheesy sticky bombs are cool

Not enough? Here is MORE evidence!

If Cheese sticks are orange

And Your mom is orange [9]

Therefore, your mom is a cheese stick

*GASP*

That's right. Get owned by my superiors debating skills.

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Debate Round No. 1
bloodyghost9

Pro

Let me define cheese stick:

When I said Cheese stick, I meant this, not this:

And anyways,
CHEESE STICK
123456 7891011
Letters in the word Cheese Stick
How many cheese sticks are in the above picture?
5
What is 11 +5?
16.
There are 5 Cheese sticks in the first picture.
16 - 5 is 11
I am one person proving this
11 - 1 = 10
ILLUMINATI
12345678910
Illuminati also has 10 letters.
The Illuminati is evil
So if Cheese sticks are Illuminati, and Illuminati is evil, then Cheese sticks are evil.
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AWSM0055

Con

You should have given that definition before the debate. You didn't because you a worse debater than me! You a bad debater hahaha.

Now for my arguments:
You are missing something crucial...

"Cheese sticks" in binary is 01000011 01101000 01100101 01100101 01110011 01100101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01110011

There are 96 digits of binary above.

Hmm 96...

3 goes into 9, and the illuminati triangle has 3 sides...*GASP*

And 6 is the first sequence of the beasts number!

*GASP*

I have been lied too!

*Drops dead*
Debate Round No. 2
bloodyghost9

Pro

bloodyghost9 forfeited this round.
AWSM0055

Con

AWSM0055 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by GoOrDin 1 year ago
GoOrDin
they are just so evil..
Posted by GoOrDin 1 year ago
GoOrDin
why is there even a debate about this? You know it.
Posted by BlackFlags 1 year ago
BlackFlags
Seconded
Posted by AWSM0055 1 year ago
AWSM0055
I see you made a few fallacies in your argument anyway including:

Sticky Mozzarella fallacy
Chatty cheddar fallacy
Chimney Cheese fallacy
Maasdam cheese and eat it too fallacy
Where the bloody hell is my camambert cheese fallacy

And biggest of them all, the "How the hell do you pronounce Poshekhonsky cheese fallacy".
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