Atheist vs Theist Rap Battle
Debate Rounds (4)
Pro is the Atheist, Con is the Theist. The winner is the one constructs the most clever insults in the form of rap, directed at their opponent regarding their position on God.
32 line maximum for each round of rapping
First round for acceptance
May the best rapper win!
The Bible ends up being a worthless plague as you turn the pages
Belief in the supernatural is delusional and just hurts the nation
Christians try to be good like Jesus but fail at their impersonations
Attempting to squirm their way our of contradictions by appealing to different interpretations
The Quran is no better, debates for them are a bad fight
They actually believe it predicts The Big Bang, ya right!
Even in light of reason and logic they still believe what they've been told
Blowing themselves up and praising a Prophet who married a 9 year old
Critical faculties? Those are what they can't take from me they stay funny
Oh and the Jews? Nah I got nothing bad to say they know how to make money
Con doesn't take the time to vote at elections he's the laziest kind
Oh well he's agnostic, so we know he wouldn't even make up his mind
He would be in the voting booth and freeze up on the spot
looking at the name of a politician not knowing whether he believed in him or not
When it comes to the rock Con seems to have his a lonely bottom
I'll believe in God when the stars go into perfect rows and columns
I'll believe in God when his properties aren't impossible
And people stop starving and innocent children stop dying in hospitals
God is clearly just an anthropomorphic and narcissistic delusion
Especially considering that the reasons to negate God's existence outweigh the other conclusion
After this my opponent will be shaking like he had a gram a crack and started sparkin' it
So hopefully he doesn't present the typical weak theistic philosophical argument
I don't believe in miracles but I'm miraculous when spittin'
Either way it's clear, Atheism is the most rational position.....Ball Game.
(Note: for the purpose of this rap, you can treat me as the fundie Christian I am role-playing)
Have you even read the read our goddamn Holy Book?
I bet you haven't, and suggest you take a look
We're calculating Judgment Day
While you just spout your lies
The truth is before you, but with the pre-requisite
That you open your goddamn eyes
We were all born in original sin;
We try to be good but don't know how
I find it quite ironic how you're
Acting so holier-than-thou
You warn of a scourge called Islam sweeping our nation
Thank you, captain obvious, for the valuable information
You think I needed you to tell me that?
We already knew Islam is whack
Sure Muhammad was a pedophile, but Jesus was the original OG
A beacon of morality and savior of humanity, still known internationally
You may call me close-minded, but you just can't open up and believe
Instead, you spread your atheist propaganda meant to deceive
I see you're resorting to ad hominem
Can't you tell when God gets to them?
Gets inside their head, shakes it around
Looks for a brain: nothing to be found
I'm not alone, I'm backed up by the others
2.2 billion sisters and brothers
Ready to affirm your lies are their concern
Ready to represent the God you spurn
Alas, of course you cannot hope to understand
The intricate workings of His master plan
It's not been forged by human hand
Rather by an enigmatic mind in a far-off land
To denounce our almighty Creator in the world he crafted for you is practically treason
Have you ever considered a deity whose omnipotence transcends human logic and reason?
I told him God is non existent now he aint got a pot to piss in
He said the god "damn" "holy" book, well that's a contradiction
It's also clear that I don't really care what this dummy say
Him beating me is never going to happen, like Judgement Day
He claims that we are all born in original sin
But that was only based on a subliminal whim
To beat him I don't even need to start hittin his chin
I'll just throw him in a pond and he'll drown because he's too chicken to swim
Your so much of a loser you can't hang with winners
You said Jesus was an "OG", but aren't gangsters sinners?
The voters already know who's smashin' this
Con says I use Ad Hominems, but that's what a rap battle is
I started this debate to battle Christianity
Or any religion to cause multiple casualties
I'm so crazy on the mic I feel like I lost my sanity
You say "Goddamn", but what does The Bible say about vanity?
It's not hard to tell that Con is just a punk with no heart
Because it's easy to see I had this won from the start....Ball Game.
thedude346 forfeited this round.
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