The Instigator
CoolEtto
Con (against)
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The Contender
Benshapiro
Pro (for)
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4 Points

Beer is better than alcohol

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Benshapiro
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/14/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 734 times Debate No: 68332
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (6)
Votes (1)

 

CoolEtto

Con

Who here thinks Beer is better than alcohol?
Step up to the challenge!
Benshapiro

Pro

Con assumes the burden of proof by making the claim that beer is not better than alcohol.

Beer: an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops.

Alcohol: a colorless volatile flammable liquid that is the intoxicating constituent of wine, beer, spirits, and other drinks, and is also used as an industrial solvent and as fuel.

"Better" was left undefined. Per debate rules, if the claimant has failed to define a key definition the opponent may define it in the next round. Better means tastes better (this is implied per the resolution anyway).

Alcohol tastes like gasoline. It burns and wrenches the taste buds.

Beer has alcohol in it, but is flavored with yeast fermented malt and hops. It's enjoyable to drink for many (me included).

Thus, the resolution is negated. Back to con.
Debate Round No. 1
CoolEtto

Con

well , since im god and your are all sheeple for apple, and u little sheeples stole my goddam apple form the one tree i told u not to, i wont kill u.
alchahol ius way way way way waaaaaaaay better then beer, bcuz evenh though i have never tried beer i have seen pictures of it, it lookslike a pot of piss mixed with bubble bath. i would prefeerr to drink alchol then that sh*it. ughghghghgggg it loooks dirt nasty e.g:
http://cdn.beerstore.com.au...
see they even admit its piss because they down wa3nt to lie because hat reallly bad.
and alchahol gets me pretty fu*cked up and is a dam good lube... yeah
WORD!
back to this other kid
Benshapiro

Pro

Well it sounds like somebody got into the beer.
Debate Round No. 2
CoolEtto

Con

CoolEtto forfeited this round.
Benshapiro

Pro

Vote pro.
Debate Round No. 3
6 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 6 records.
Posted by Skeletonman1999 2 years ago
Skeletonman1999
Beer is alcohol. ??????????
Posted by Hud4 2 years ago
Hud4
Beer = alcohol
Posted by CoolEtto 2 years ago
CoolEtto
Ahahaha i know beer is alcohol im just being rtarded, but i'll still fight
Posted by vi_spex 2 years ago
vi_spex
claim you meant beer without alcohol
Posted by WillRiley 2 years ago
WillRiley
This is really sad.
Posted by Rubikx 2 years ago
Rubikx
Beer is alcohol. Do you mean pure alcohol? cause beer is just diluted alcohol.
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Vote Placed by Zarroette 2 years ago
Zarroette
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro found a way in which to show that beer is better than alcohol. Con found a way to the alcohol cabinet. Pro wins arguments. Conduct to Pro for Con's round forfeit.