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haxandrew
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Winning
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The Contender
Switchlapse
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Losing
21 Points

Best Chuck Norris Jokes

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after 8 votes the winner is...
haxandrew
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/3/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (2)
Comments (21)
Votes (8)

 

haxandrew

Pro

Chuck Norris war! remember, only 5 jokes!
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried!!
2. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing!!
3. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death!
4. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!
5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are n
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Con

You didnt finish one of your jokes...
Here are some that are a lot better than yours

Some people can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim on land
Afghanistan has no weapons of mass destruction; Chuck norris lives in America
Chuck norris doesnt belive in god. God believes in Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can judge a book by its cover
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Debate Round No. 1
haxandrew

Pro

...no signs of life there!
Sorry about that, no more characters left. Your second joke makes no sense.
Here are even better ones
1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Con

my second argument means that Chuck Norris is the only weapon of mass destruction-

1)Chuck Norris can divide by zero
2)Chuck norris knows the last number of pi
3)Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
4)Chuck norris can unscramble eggs
5)Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by Paulh 4 years ago
Paulh
hax had far more "good" jokes. taking intellect to trul get them. Lapse was only posting the dumbest ones, with one or two exceptions
Posted by Switchlapse 6 years ago
Switchlapse
haha thanks atheism
Posted by Atheism 7 years ago
Atheism
Lapse's was epic. Hax's was fail.
Posted by wjmelements 7 years ago
wjmelements
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Posted by Switchlapse 7 years ago
Switchlapse
i love how i lost by 2 points after he votes 7 points to himself...
Posted by True2GaGa 7 years ago
True2GaGa
His jokes such.
Posted by Switchlapse 7 years ago
Switchlapse
wow i lost by 2 points and hax voted for himself... again.
Posted by Rockylightning 7 years ago
Rockylightning
what's "i lost the game mean"?

FIRIN MA LAZAR!!!

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Posted by pbplk58 7 years ago
pbplk58
I also lost the game. and I disagree with hax, switchlapse's jokes made sense. I also thought they were funnier.
Posted by mongeese 7 years ago
mongeese
I lost the game.
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