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Trinitrotoluene
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tennis47
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Best Inappropriate Jokes

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Trinitrotoluene
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/14/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Trinitrotoluene

Pro

Round one for acceptance. Round two and three for jokes. One joke per round.
tennis47

Con

Bwa ha ha ha ha. Tee hee.
Debate Round No. 1
Trinitrotoluene

Pro

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
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Because it wasn't born yesterday.
tennis47

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Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush."

The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake."

A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights."

A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"
Debate Round No. 2
Trinitrotoluene

Pro

Say what you want about pedophiles, but they always slow down in school zones.
tennis47

Con

One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."

The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."

At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."

A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Cyrano 4 years ago
Cyrano
I am relieved to see that there were no jokes about the Holocaust as my grandfather died at Auschwitz.
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He fell out of the guard tower.
Posted by THEVIRUS 4 years ago
THEVIRUS
A group of friends were waiting to play golf when their missing member said he couldn't make it. They had been talking with a guy who was just going alone and invited him.

While on the course, the guys all got to talking about work. Everyone wanted to here what the new guy had to say. Finally, he told them he was a hitman, every shot a hundred dollars. To prove it he pulled his sniper out of his bag.

One of the friends asked to see it. Looking through the scope, he yelled, "Hey, I can see my house from here. Wait, I can see through the window, and my wife is there undressed. HEY! My neighbor is in their naked too!" He pulled the rifle out of his face and handed it to the other man.

"Two hundred. One shot to my wife's face, and one to my neighbor's dick."

After a while, he asked why he was still zoomed in.

The hitman replied, "Hold on, I'm about to save you a hundred bucks."
Posted by tennis47 4 years ago
tennis47
This was a fun debate, we should totally do this again!
Posted by tennis47 4 years ago
tennis47
AW YEAH! Why only 1 joke per round?
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Vote Placed by corey561 4 years ago
corey561
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Reasons for voting decision: Cons jokes were overused.
Vote Placed by GarretKadeDupre 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro was funnier.
Vote Placed by Magic8000 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The school zone one was the only one that made me lol. I didn't laugh at the Johnny jokes by Con.