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Best Joke Contest

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/2/2016 Category: Funny
Updated: 6 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 432 times Debate No: 94381
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VarEvidenceEqualsTrue

Pro

Rules:
Write down a joke and debate why your Joke is AWESOME!

Q: What's black and never works?
A: Decaffeinated coffee.

This joke is AWESOME!! because it makes you think that it's super racist, but than turns out to be really funny.

PS: Don't take this debate too seriously, it's just for the 3 debates to vote.
ThisIsMyUsername333

Con

Ok, this is my joke.

Q:How do you stop a baby from crying?

A: Hit it with a brick.

I like this one because the question sets you up in two ways; you either think that it's going to be something stupid, but then it gets to the conclusion, and you realize that it's messed up, or; you can tell that it's going to be messed up, so you assume the answer is something like "kill it," but you end up with something more detailed, which is a lot funnier.

And yes, like you, this is for the 3 debates. 😀
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by ThisIsMyUsername333 6 months ago
ThisIsMyUsername333
How do you fit ten babies in one bucket?
A blender.

How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
Posted by David_Debates 6 months ago
David_Debates
As long as we are on really dark jokes:

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?
You can't put a Lamborghini in your freezer.
Posted by KthulhuHimself 6 months ago
KthulhuHimself
More rounds would be appropriate.
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Vote Placed by BackCommander 6 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's username is funnier so I assumed he'd have the better joke. I like a good anti-joke. The lack of a punchline being the punchline gets me every time.
Vote Placed by missmozart 6 months ago
missmozart
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Reasons for voting decision: Both jokes provided by the debaters were equally funny or un-funny rather (this is just my opinion and nothing personal..). Hope you get your suffrage soon, both of you!