The Instigator
jdog2016
Pro (for)
Losing
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The Contender
MassiveDump
Con (against)
Winning
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Best Utopia Contest

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after 4 votes the winner is...
MassiveDump
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/11/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,138 times Debate No: 32271
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jdog2016

Pro

First round is for acceptance. This is a fun debate, profanity is allowed....and slightly encouraged ;) The goal of this debate is for the pro and con to each create an imaginary Utopia. Also, don't forget to diss on your opponents Utopia. Be creative, and have fun!


>>>>>JDoG
MassiveDump

Con

I accept with the amendment that voters will judge based entirely on whose case was the most entertaining to read.

Let's get to building some Utopias!

LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!
Debate Round No. 1
jdog2016

Pro


DON'T WATCH VIDEO UNTIL END

In a world where people no longer just walk, where people no longer just jump!! In a WORLD where transportation is...............F!@KING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!




Thats right ladies and gents’, ima talkin’ ‘bout..........PARKOUR-VILL!!






(woh yall, that got a little bit outa hand. Now I wanch y'all to take back down a notch, and lets try somthin’ a little different. I hope yall now what to do when you hear the PARKOUR-VILL!!! fight song?!? Thats right ;) Jump up and sing along!)




1.2.3.4





My name is Jayden Pallister,


My fathers name was Alistor,>>>>>>


He was super duper fat,


and he'd sometimes wears a hat,


sometimes when hes really really hungry,


he’ll get a bear claw from the bakeryyyyyyy :D





But that is beeesides the point,


Weeee need too get gack on track,


because if we dooont


then i'm totaly eeeeeffdd


cuz i dont wanna loose this debate,


so lets all just concentrate...........




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...............................(I really just.........I mean i don’t know.............hahahaaa )




I don’t reaalllyy know......I mean i forgot like...... like the part... that... that like comes next...... in the song or something, i guess.........





But thats alright y'all! The rest isn’t important. Damn I didn’t realize how good of a songwriter I was!!


Well, anyways I supposes I should be a tellin’ yalls ‘bout what Parkour Vill is really all about. I think I covered most of it in my song, but lets all have niiccee little reeeeeefreshin’!! >>>(cowboy)>> c);D




It all started one fateful mid-afternoon, when a young lad was having a FINE cup ‘o tea with his here lady friend. (Her name was Jesica by the way.........me and her go wayyy backkk.........I mean we was tighter that two peas in a pod. then one night that ungrateful little Bi........) Oh my... I am sorry about that, let us carry on!




Anyhow, there was these two LITTLE SON 'O bi^^es was having some tea, when some ninjas came and stole all of it! Well that there done and made the guy who was having tea really pissed off. Now this guy, he was no dang match for them there ninjas! ON NO HE WASN’T!!




So this guy, he let them ninjas done get away y’all!! Now ain't that just caysay!!??!! Oh yes it is!! So, now every single time this here fella wanna have himself a cup ‘o tea, guess WHAT!!?! Thats right, those b!#@ azz ninjas come and steal it!




Now, obviously there was only one solution to stop those azz wipe ninjas from stealin’ their tea.





Does y’all know what that is? Its the most logical solution?




Thats right ;) they taught them parkour.






Now, fifty years later, this here society has done been renamed Parkour-Vill, and everyone who lives here is a master of parkour.




This is what them there people there look like.......ahiuck! >>>>VIDEO


https://www.youtube.com...

MassiveDump

Con

BACK THE
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK UP,
EVERYBODY!!!

IT'S
MATHAFACKIN AWESOMELAND!!!

"What the fack is Awesomeland?"

WHAT THE FACK ARE YOU?!

THIS PIECE OF CRAP HAS GOT
EVERAYTHANG!!!!

EXPLOSIONS!!!



SPACESHIPS!!!





AND SO!!

MANY!!

PONIES!!






YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TWO HEART ATTACKS!

ONE FROM ALL THE EPIC...

AND ONE FROM ALL THE CUTE.

**************************************************

"But... there's no parkour in your world."










... THE FACK DID YOU JUST SAY?

********************************

YOU CAN LEAVE!!!

WE GOT TONS OF PARKOUR IN THIS BETCH!!!

BETCH!!!

PARKOUR ON WALLS:



PARKOUR ON BUILDINGS:

EVEN THE CATS DO PARKOUR:



SO DON'T GO AROUND THINKING YOU'RE COOL UNLESS YOU RESIDE IN
AWESOMELAND!!!

FACK.

YOU.



"But is there a shopping mall?"


LEAVE.

BECAUSE
AWESOMELAND
IS THE
GREATEST PLACE
KNOWN TO MAN
EVER
IN THE HISTORY OF
ALL THE THINGS
EVAR.

EV-
VAR.

VOTE.
CON.
Debate Round No. 2
jdog2016

Pro

jdog2016 forfeited this round.
MassiveDump

Con

A CONCESSION?!?!?!?!

WHAT.


THE.



FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

I THINK YOU JUST WANT TO LIVE IN
AWESOMELAND
WITH ALL THE
AWESOME
PEOPLE AND THE
AWESOME
ANIMALS AND THE
AWESOME
SPACESHIPS AND OTHER THINGS THAT ARE
AWESOME
UNLIKE


YOU.









You know what you can do, buddy?



YOU CAN EAT-



MY-



CHICKEN
CORDON- BLEU
SANDWI
CH FROM
ARRRRRRRR
BYYYYYY'S.






SO.



FACKING.



DELICIOUS.
Debate Round No. 3
jdog2016

Pro

jdog2016 forfeited this round.
MassiveDump

Con

SCREAMING.
Debate Round No. 4
jdog2016

Pro

Massivedump I am sorry I was unable to post my arguments because I got very sick and was out for 2 days. I'm almost better, but I still do have a sh!ty azz cough.



I suppose this means you should win this debate, however once I fully recover(a few days) I would love to have another debate somewhat like this one. I don't want you to think that I'm one of those "debaters" who just abandons a debate!

Anyway, I would love to have another sarcastic debate with you sometime in the future.


>>>>>>>> C):D <<<COWBOY<<<
MassiveDump

Con

Challenge accepted.

Is this foreshadowing something, viewers? Hells yeah.

VOTE
CON
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by dukeblueinmyveins 3 years ago
dukeblueinmyveins
This debate is amazing =).
Posted by MassiveDump 3 years ago
MassiveDump
Quick reminder, you have less than five hours.
Posted by jdog2016 3 years ago
jdog2016
OHHHH YEEEAAAAAAa
Posted by Ragnar 3 years ago
Ragnar
Awesome!
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