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jackwilliams141
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emospongebob527
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Best Yo Mamma Joke

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emospongebob527
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/3/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
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Votes (4)

 

jackwilliams141

Pro

This is a yo mamma debate. Jokes must not be dirty or offensive.
Before and after debate agreement is how funny the jokes are.
Conduct is how dirty the jokes are.
Spelling and grammar is irrelevant
Convincing arguments are irrelevant
Reliable sources are how original the jokes are.
emospongebob527

Con

Each user will post 3 jokes per round.........

Yo mamma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Yo mamma so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third.

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Debate Round No. 1
jackwilliams141

Pro

Yo mammas so ugly, when she was born, the doctor looked at her face and her butt and said"Twins."
Yo mammas so poor, when I walked in her front door, I tripped over the back fence.
Yo mammas so short, she commited suicide by jumping off the sidewalk.
emospongebob527

Con

Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Debate Round No. 2
jackwilliams141

Pro

Imma catch up with six here

Yo mammas so fat when she went outside in a yellow raincoat, the sun said "I quit."
Yo mammas so stupid, she failed a blood test.
Yo mammas so poor, she cant even pay attention
Yo mammas so fat, when God said"Let there be light." he had to move her over.
Yo mammas so stupid, when I asked her to buy a color TV, she asked me which color.
Yo mammas so old, she saw herself on history channel.
emospongebob527

Con

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked me what yield meant, I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired" on it.

Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.

Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Debate Round No. 3
jackwilliams141

Pro

You are three jokes ahead now, which isn't fair to me. If I post 6 jokes this round, and you post three, it will be even.
Yo mammas so stupid, she bought a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mammas so old she went out with Jesus in seventh grade.
Yo mammas so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mammas so fat, when she saw a bunch of white people go into a school bus, she said"Catch that twinkie!"
Yo mammas so stupid, when somebody said spring was around the corner, she went looking for it.
Yo mammas so stupid, when she got locked in a 99 cent store, she starved to death.
emospongebob527

Con

Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
Debate Round No. 4
jackwilliams141

Pro

Yo mammas so poor, the ducks throw bread for her!
Yo mammas so hairy, Jane Goodall set up base camp in her armpit.
Yo mammas so ugly, Bob The Builder looked at her and said, "I cant fix that!"
emospongebob527

Con

Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.

Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama is so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by locke123 4 years ago
locke123
Lol I never heard the dora one
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Vote Placed by lannan13 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro won this debate 6 funnies to the Cons 5
Vote Placed by Jordan56 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The jokes were pretty bland on both sides so its pretty much a tie. I'll give one point to con however because the Dora the Explorer Joke was perfect. Only one that made me laugh.
Vote Placed by tBoonePickens 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Funny...but coulda been better.
Vote Placed by DeFool 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: A tie, but I enjoyed the Yo Momma brilliance of Con slightly better. Would that airmax 1227 please have mercy upon my poor decision.