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16kayla
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Blakeypooter
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Best blonde jokes ever!!

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Blakeypooter
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/6/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 991 times Debate No: 38578
Debate Rounds (5)
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16kayla

Pro

This debate is just to share your best and favorite blonde jokes.
Ready, Set, Go!
How do you keep a blonde busy for seven hours?
Give her m&ms and tell her to make a word from them
Blakeypooter

Con

two blondes are walking on opposite sides of a river.
the blonde on the right side of the river gets tired.
the blonde on the left side of the river gets lonely and wants to walk with the blonde on the right.
the blonde on the left yells to the other blonde "hey, how do you get to the other side of the river?"
the blonde on the right yells back "you are on the other side of the river!"
Debate Round No. 1
16kayla

Pro

What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
There have been Bigfoot sightings:p
Blakeypooter

Con

two blonde guys are working on a roof.
one guy is working really good. the other guy is taking out nails one by one.
he takes one out and throws it away. takes another and nails it in. and another and nails it in. and another and throws it back.
the other blonde looks at him and asks what he is doing.
he says well if i pull out a nail and its pointing to me then its defective. but if its pointed away from me then it works.
the other blonde says you idiot those are for the other side of the roof.
Debate Round No. 2
16kayla

Pro

Part one What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Part two
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Blakeypooter

Con

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
Debate Round No. 3
16kayla

Pro

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They all hide in a barn.
The brunet hides with the pigs, the red head hides with the horses and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The cops enter the barn and shine a flash light on the pigs, the brunette says "oink oink" and the cops move on. The cops shine their flash lights on the horses, the red head goes "neigh neigh". Finally the cops shine a light on the sacks of potatoes and the blond says " potato potato". Try to guess who got aressted
Blakeypooter

Con

Blakeypooter forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
16kayla

Pro

How do you drown a blonde? Put a glass of water at the bottom of a full swimming pool and tell her not to come up until its empty.
Blakeypooter

Con

Blakeypooter forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by Gondun 3 years ago
Gondun
16kaylaBlakeypooterTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro gets conduct for the forfeit. Even though he didn't have as many, Con's jokes were better.