Best blonde jokes
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here ill start, "Once there was a blonde who was crying when she went to work. Her boss asked her "whats wrong?" And she said "my mother died!" and he said "Aww maybe you should take the day off," but she said "no i want to clear my head," so she stayed at work. a few hours later he went back to check on her and she was hysterically crying, "whats wrong now?" he asked. she responded, "I just talked to my sister, her mother died also!"
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman rolled down his window, turned on his siren and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT"S A SCARF!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"
A few seconds later, she comes out again and checks it again, gets angry and slams it shut.
Seconds later, she comes out angrier than ever, then the man walks up to her and said "What's wrong?" She answers, my stupid computer keeps saying that i have mail!
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Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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Vote Placed by lannan13 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's jokes were better
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