The Instigator
socialpinko
Pro (for)
Losing
22 Points
The Contender
Danielle
Con (against)
Winning
24 Points

Best dirty rap songs

Do you like this debate?NoYes+1
Add this debate to Google Add this debate to Delicious Add this debate to FaceBook Add this debate to Digg  
Vote Here
Pro Tied Con
Who did you agree with before the debate?
Who did you agree with after the debate?
Who had better conduct?
Who had better spelling and grammar?
Who made more convincing arguments?
Who used the most reliable sources?
Reasons for your voting decision - Required
1,000 Characters Remaining
The voting period for this debate does not end.
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/18/2011 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 4,617 times Debate No: 16022
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (9)
Votes (10)

 

socialpinko

Pro

The songs must have a good amount of profanity and/or adult themes. Drug use, sex, and violence will all be welcomed. Anyways here's my first song.
Artist- Afroman
Song- Colt 45

Here's a little taste of the song.

"I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I f*cked her once, f*cked her twice
I ate that pu$sy like shrimp-fried rice."

I would post the official music video but it's way too edited so bare with me.
Danielle

Con

Haha this will be an interesting "debate" to say the least :P

In Pro's first submission, Afroman basically talks about having sex with people of different races in different places. I can easily one-up that using a song with a very similar premise -- Lil Kim's "How Many Licks" which came out prior. This isn't my favorite Lil Kim song (nor her dirtiest by any means), but I couldn't find a YouTube version of my first choice without hassle due to censorship so I went with this.

Dan my nigga from down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony, he was Italian
He didn't give a fvck - that's what I liked about him
He ate my pu$sy from dark till the mornin'
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin'
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
Now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big a$s d!ck and a hurricane tongue...


This verse goes out to my niggas in jail
Beatin they d!cks to the double-X-L, magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs

[moans...]

Designer pu$sy, my sh!t come in flavors
High-class taste niggas got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like it's rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial



Debate Round No. 1
socialpinko

Pro

Wow that was a good song and pretty similar to my own. Oh well, let's see if my opponent can beat this. I got Notorious and Eminem with 'Dead Wrong'. Here's a few lyrical quotes from this work of art.

"She don't remember sh!t! Just the two hits!
Her hittin the floor, and me hittin the clits!
Sucking on the tits! Had the hooker beggin for the d!ck
And your moms ain't ugly love; my d!ck got rock quick"

.....

"After she sucked the d!ck, I stabbed her brother with the icepick
because he wanted me to fVck him from the back
but Smalls don't get down like that"
Danielle

Con

For my next song I'm gonna go with Kill You by Eminem, as it's content contains a sex, drugs and especially violence. This is one of my top 5 favorite Eminem songs to boot :P




They said I can't rap about being broke no more
They didn't say I can't rap about COKE no more
Slut, what you think I won't choke no whore
Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AH!) These motherfvckers are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying this sh!t cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hands down bi+ch, I ain't gonna shoot you
I'ma pull YOU to this bullet and put it through you
(AH!) Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut - OK Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
Worse - snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?!"
You god damn right BI+CH and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bi+ches
Vain, Vicodin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN!
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Dangling from his neck while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts


(Chorus)

Bi+ch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fvck with me
Girls neither - you ain't nothing but a slut to me
Bi+ch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gonna never stop beefing - I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
For popping off at the mouth with sh!t I shouldnt've said
But when they kill me - I'm bringing the world with me
Bi+ches too! You ain't nothing but a girl to me
I said you don't... wanna fvck with Shady (cuz why?)
Cuz Shady... will fvcking kill you (a-ha-ha)
I said you don't... wanna fvck with Shady (why?)
Cuz Shady... will fvcking kill you

Bi+ch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon I'ma conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't "acid rap" but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem will insult
And if you ever give in to him you give him an impulse
To do it again, THEN, if he does it again
You'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the 10th
(Ah!) Bi+ch I'ma kill you! I ain't done, this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
In a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hiding murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
Out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

(Repeat Chorus)

Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
These eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
Fvck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfvckers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
FVCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat bi+ch to all seventy-thousand pounds of her
From principal to the student body and counselor
From in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathing - I'm leaving air in your lungs
Just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROAT ACHE
You fagg0ts keep egging me on
Til I have you at knifepoint then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!





Debate Round No. 2
socialpinko

Pro

No song I think is more symbolic of the East/West Coast rivalry. And it's got it's share of profanity and violence.

Peep how we do it
Keep it real
Its penitentiary steel
This ain't no freestyle battle
All you niggas getting killed
With your mouths open
Tryin' to come up off of me
You and the clouds hoping
Smoking dope
It's like a Sherm high
niggas think they learned to fly
But they burn motherfvcker you deserve to die
Talking about you Getting Money
But it's funny to me
All you niggas living bummy
While you fvcking with me?
I'm a self made Millionaire
Thug livin', out of prison
Pistols in the Air {Air} (Ha Ha)
Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the b!tch to let you sleep in the house
Now it's all about Versace
You copied my style
Five shots couldn't drop me
I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my A-K
I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Mother-fvcker I'll Hit 'Em Up
Danielle

Con

Alright so the idea is to present songs with heavy themes such as sex, drugs and violence. My first few songs emphasized sex and violence specifically, so this is my favorite song about drugs. I wish I could go into detail about how this song is kind of an anthem with the people I know and why lol but I'll just let the song speak for itself. It's Biggie's advice on how to be a good drug dealer.



Some sample lyrics...

Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that a$s up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, sh!t, for that fast buck
She be layin in the bushes to light that a$s up
Number four: know you heard THIS before
Never get high on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce - tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back? Sh!t forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don't mix like two d!cks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious sh!t
Debate Round No. 3
socialpinko

Pro



Sorry for taking so long but I was looking for the best song for this round and I think I fount it.



Danielle

Con

So I like Kool Keith's song "Girls Would U Fvck Tonight" a bit better than this one, but for some reason I'm inclined to go with "Sex Style" probably just because the lyrics are a bit more heinous. However I've said that I'm not just posting songs with dirty lyrics (which Google would make easy) -- I'm going with songs that I actually don't mind listening to. In this case, I feel as if others prefer "Sex Style" to GWUFT so to please the audience I'll go with that one, since I guess both tracks are about equal.



Sample lyrics...

Don't be so stiff, take your panties off
Get in the fvckin tub, here's a washcloth
Warm tea and chicken broth
My arousal, you fvckin it off
Teasin me with a thong on
You look sexy eatin popcorn
Camcorder ready, your pu$sy is warm
Fvck rotation, listen to the quiet storm
Play with yourself in the shower, I'll be jerkin off while you gone
Stick my tongue in your a$s to fight your arm
Strawberries on your clit, that's the bomb
Baby all d!ck in my palm
C0ck your a$s up and remain calm
Penetrate where you fight it
Pull your panties to the side, you like it
My chest, you lick and bite it
Hair on your pu$sy, don't hide it
That gets me excited
Plane flights, fvckin you in mid-air on United
Your G-strings is wet, I'm delighted
Debate Round No. 4
Danielle

Con

Basically my opponent Googled "Best Dirty Rap Songs" and went with the ones other people mentioned as being among the classics, instead of - in my opinion - supplying actual good rap songs that happen to be dirty. Throughout this debate, I've looked to various adult themes and all kinds of songs from classics to the most popular. Eh, I'll conclude with a REALLY vulgar song called "Pregnant Pu$sy" by UGK. The title is self-explanatory. While with other songs I went for ones with decent music and flow, here I'm gonna go with a song that's okay but really just kinda grossly raunchy. It's amusing :)



Examples of Some Lyrics...

I guess you can call me a family man
Cuz I care for b!tches babies every chance that I can
I don't give them clothes or diapers and sh!t
But I like to feed their babies with my big black d!ck
Cuz I'mma tell you if you didn't know
You ain't get sh!t til you fvcked a pregnant hoe
The pu$sy is hotter, it got an extra kick
It feels like hot potato pie around your d!ck...

Cuz if she's expecting, I can satisfy
And at the same time give a kid a pacifier
And I love it when I bust that old nut
Cuz I know that her baby just gonna lick it all up

Pregnant pu$sy is the best you can get
Fvcking a b!tch while her baby sucks your d!ck

(repeat)

Ain't no pu$sy like when impregnated
A pu$sy made for nutting in - I could never hate it...
I love her big titties but I hate the taste of milk
And a bigger fatter a$s on my dick is smooth as silk
Now if she got a boy it ain't fun
But if she got a girl then it's 2 pu$sies for the price of one
And if the belly's all stacked
I put the hoe on all foe's (fours) and hit the pu$sy from the back...
I love to fvck them pregnant hoes
Your baby's sneezing out nuts cuz I bust one in his nose

I'm pretty sure this is my last debae for awhile, so uh, vote for me ;)
Debate Round No. 5
9 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 9 records.
Posted by Cobo 6 years ago
Cobo
R1.Pro Definetly
R2.Con EMINEM FTW
R3.Hit Em Up-Great diss Record-Pro
R4-I was sortof nuetral here, both were equally dirty
R5-Hmmm i got to go Pro.

Don't know how we vote on this though
Posted by tvellalott 6 years ago
tvellalott
R1: Con
Lil Kim mades me randy. Not a huge fan of Afroboy.

R2: Con
This is in my top 5 Eminem songs too. It's not as good as Don't Give a Fvck and Still Don't Give a Fvck, but it's awesome. I like Dead Wrong (I have two different versions of it I think) but Kill You is the better song.

R3: Con
Although I used Hit Em Up in the my own top 5 rap songs, I prefer 10 Crack Commandments. That's dirty.

R4: Pro
I LOVE Too Short. His songs are filthy. Beats Kool Keith imho.

R5: Con
I'd never heard either of these songs before, but I thought Pregnant Pvssy was so terrible it was awesome. God damn.
Posted by Danielle 6 years ago
Danielle
It's not. I could easily think of more filthy songs... but they mostly suck :|
Posted by feverish 6 years ago
feverish
Damn, if it's all about the filth of the lyrics, I've got some selections that would destroy these. I'll challenge the winner if you want. :)
Posted by m93samman 6 years ago
m93samman
*cough cough* peep show by 50 ft. eminem *cough cough*
Posted by tvellalott 6 years ago
tvellalott
Lil Kim's lyrics give me the horn.
Posted by Danielle 6 years ago
Danielle
"Suck My Dick" is the Lil Kim song I actually wanted to use lol. It reminds me of my freshman year of college. Yeah that doesn't sound right...
Posted by socialpinko 6 years ago
socialpinko
It's a mixture. I don't want the guy to just alternate saying fvck and pu$sy but I don't want it to be clean. I'd say it should be a good song but the dirty part is the main factor here.
Posted by Danielle 6 years ago
Danielle
For clarification, by "best" do you mean what songs about those things are better... or what song contains a higher content of "adult themes?" Because almost every rap song has adult themes technically speaking lol. So am I going for quality of the song or lyrical content?
10 votes have been placed for this debate. Showing 1 through 10 records.
Vote Placed by Double_R 6 years ago
Double_R
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:-Vote Checkmark-0 points
Who had better conduct:-Vote Checkmark-1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:-Vote Checkmark-1 point
Made more convincing arguments:-Vote Checkmark-3 points
Used the most reliable sources:-Vote Checkmark-2 points
Total points awarded:07 
Reasons for voting decision: Tough call, but Con had the best balance of dirty and good songs. As far as who had the better conduct... you kidding? Update: I adjusted my remaining points because I came back and noticed that Pro is winning because most of his voters are giving him unjust points. Spelling and grammar, conduct, and reliable sources are a clear tie and should not decide the debate.
Vote Placed by headphonegut 6 years ago
headphonegut
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:-Vote Checkmark-1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:-Vote Checkmark-1 point
Made more convincing arguments:-Vote Checkmark-3 points
Used the most reliable sources:-Vote Checkmark-2 points
Total points awarded:07 
Reasons for voting decision: Con had much better songs they were pwnage to pros
Vote Placed by Spartan 6 years ago
Spartan
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:Vote Checkmark--1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:Vote Checkmark--1 point
Made more convincing arguments:Vote Checkmark--3 points
Used the most reliable sources:Vote Checkmark--2 points
Total points awarded:70 
Reasons for voting decision: west coast!
Vote Placed by Cobo 6 years ago
Cobo
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Made more convincing arguments:Vote Checkmark--3 points
Used the most reliable sources:--Vote Checkmark2 points
Total points awarded:30 
Reasons for voting decision: Read Comments
Vote Placed by bradshaw93 6 years ago
bradshaw93
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:Vote Checkmark--1 point
Made more convincing arguments:Vote Checkmark--3 points
Used the most reliable sources:Vote Checkmark--2 points
Total points awarded:60 
Reasons for voting decision: Tupac and Necro did it for me. I also gave Pro an extra three points to cancel out Carlin's vote until he gives at least some RFD seeing as their required.
Vote Placed by GeorgeCarlinWorshipper 6 years ago
GeorgeCarlinWorshipper
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Made more convincing arguments:-Vote Checkmark-3 points
Used the most reliable sources:--Vote Checkmark2 points
Total points awarded:03 
Reasons for voting decision:
Vote Placed by tvellalott 6 years ago
tvellalott
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Made more convincing arguments:-Vote Checkmark-3 points
Used the most reliable sources:--Vote Checkmark2 points
Total points awarded:03 
Reasons for voting decision: See comments.
Vote Placed by anarcholibertyman 6 years ago
anarcholibertyman
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:Vote Checkmark--1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Made more convincing arguments:Vote Checkmark--3 points
Used the most reliable sources:Vote Checkmark--2 points
Total points awarded:60 
Reasons for voting decision: Con was pretty rude in the last round, also pro had better songs. I love Afroman and Necro.
Vote Placed by Cliff.Stamp 6 years ago
Cliff.Stamp
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:-Vote Checkmark-1 point
Made more convincing arguments:--Vote Checkmark3 points
Used the most reliable sources:--Vote Checkmark2 points
Total points awarded:01 
Reasons for voting decision: Con's songs simply had a bigger impact, and the last song was amusing.
Vote Placed by detachment345 6 years ago
detachment345
socialpinkoDanielleTied
Agreed with before the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Agreed with after the debate:--Vote Checkmark0 points
Who had better conduct:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Had better spelling and grammar:--Vote Checkmark1 point
Made more convincing arguments:-Vote Checkmark-3 points
Used the most reliable sources:--Vote Checkmark2 points
Total points awarded:03 
Reasons for voting decision: That last song from Con referenced having sex with babies. Enough said.