Bible contradictions and inconsistencies thus making the bible unreadable and god is a fraud

Taken from The Secular Web (Some are clear contradictions. ALL are inconsistencies. The bible is unreadable. god is a fraud.)
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GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness.
GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day.

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.

GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.

GE 1:26 Man is to have dominion over fish, birds, cattle, and all wild animals, yet--
GE 2:15-17 It is wrong to be able to tell good from evil, right from wrong.

GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.
GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later.

GE 1:28 God encourages reproduction.
LE 12:1-8 God requires purification rites following childbirth which, in effect, makes childbirth a sin. (Note: The period for purification following the birth of a daughter is twice that for a son.)

GE 1:31 God was pleased with his creation.
GE 6:5-6 God was not pleased with his creation.
(Note: That God should be displeased is inconsistent with the concept of omniscience as well as with the fact that God allegedly does not change his mind: NU 23:19-20, 1SA 15:29, JA 1:17.)

GE 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit.
GE 5:5 Adam lived 930 years.

GE 4:4-5 God prefers Abel's offering and has no regard for Cain's.
2CH 19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike.

GE 4:9 God asks Cain where his brother Able is.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.

GE 4:15, DT 32:19-27, IS 34:8 God is a vengeful god.
EX 15:3, IS 42:13, HE 12:29 God is a warrior. God is a consuming fire.
EX 20:5, 34:14, DT 4:24, 5:9, 6:15, 29:20, 32:21 God is a jealous god.
LE 26:7-8, NU 31:17-18, DT 20:16-17, JS 10:40, JG 14:19, EZ 9:5-7 The Spirit of God is (sometimes) murder and killing.
NU 25:3-4, DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21, PS 7:11, 78:49, JE 4:8, 17:4, 32:30-31, ZP 2:2 God is angry. His anger is sometimes fierce.
2SA 22:7-8 (KJV) "I called to the Lord; ... he heard my voice; ... The earth trembled and quaked, ... because he was angry. Smoke came from his nostrils. Consuming fire came from his mouth, burning coals blazed out of it."
EZ 6:12, NA 1:2, 6 God is jealous and furious. He reserves wrath for, and takes revenge on, his enemies. "... who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? His fury is poured out like fire, and rocks are thrown down by him."
2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is love.
GA 5:22-23 The fruit of the Spirit of God is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.

GE 4:16 Cain went away (or out) from the presence of the Lord.
JE 23:23-24 A man cannot hide from God. God fills heaven and earth.

GE 6:3 The Lord said, "My spirit will not be in man forever, for he is only flesh; so the days of his life will be a hundred and twenty years."
GE 9:29 Noah lived nine hnndred and fifty years.

GE 6:6. EX 32:14, NU 14:20, 1SA 15:35, 2SA 24:16 God does change his mind.
(This is me saying this god does change his mind all the time otherwise he'd be jealous all the time or he'd be angry all the time etc)
NU 23:19-20, 1SA 15:29, JA 1:17 God does not change his mind.

GE 6:19-22, 7:8-9, 7:14-16 Two of each kind are to be taken, and are taken, aboard Noah's Ark.
GE 7:2-5 Seven pairs of some kinds are to be taken, and are taken, aboard the Ark.

GE 7:1 Noah was righteous.
JB 1:1,8, JB 2:3 Job was righteous.
LK 1:6 Zechariah and Elizabeth were righteous.
JA 5:16 Some men are righteous, (which makes their prayers effective).
1JN 3:6-9 Christians become righteous (or else they are not really Christians).
RO 3:10, 3:23, 1JN 1:8-10 No one was or is righteous.

GE 11:9 At Babel, the Lord confused the language of the whole world.
1CO 14:33 Paul says that God is not the author of confusion.

GE 11:26 Terah was 70 years old when his son Abram was born.
GE 11:32 Terah was 205 years old when he died (making Abram 135 at the time).
GE 12:4, AC 7:4 Abram was 75 when he left Haran. This was after Terah died. Thus, Terah could have been no more than 145 when he died; or Abram was only 75 years old after he had lived 135 years.

GE 12:7, 17:1, 18:1, 26:2, 32:30, EX 3:16, 6:2-3, 24:9-11, 33:11, NU 12:7-8, 14:14, JB 42:5, AM 7:7-8, 9:1 God is seen.
EX 33:20, JN 1:18, 1JN 4:12 God is not seen. No one can see God's face and live. No one has ever seen him.

GE 10:5, 20, 31 There were many languages before the Tower of Babel.
GE 11:1 There was only one language before the Tower of Babel.

GE 15:9, EX 20:24, 29:10-42, LE 1:1-7:38, NU 28:1-29:40, God details sacrificial offerings.
JE 7:21-22 God says he did no such thing.

GE 16:15, 21:1-3, GA 4:22 Abraham had two sons, Ishmael and Isaac.
HE 11:17 Abraham had only one son.

GE 17:1, 35:11, 1CH 29:11-12, LK 1:37 God is omnipotent. Nothing is impossible with (or for) God.
JG 1:19 Although God was with Judah, together they could not defeat the plainsmen because the latter had iron chariots. (ha ha tee hee)

GE 17:7, 10-11 The covenant of circumcision is to be everlasting.
GA 6:15 It is of no consequence.

GE 17:8 God promises Abraham the land of Canaan as an "everlasting possession."
GE 25:8, AC 7:2-5, HE 11:13 Abraham died with the promise unfulfilled.

GE 17:15-16, 20:11-12, 22:17 Abraham and his half sister, Sarai, are married and receive God's blessings.
LE 20:17, DT 27:20-23 Incest is wrong.

GE 18:20-21 God decides to "go down" to see what is going on.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.

GE 19:30-38 While he is drunk, Lot's two daughters "lie with him," become pregnant, and give birth to his offspring.
2PE 2:7 Lot was "just" and "righteous."

GE 22:1-12, DT 8:2 God tempts (tests) Abraham and Moses.
JG 2:22 God himself says that he does test (tempt).
1CO 10:13 Paul says that God controls the extent of our temptations.
JA 1:13 God tests (tempts) no one.

GE 35:10 God says Jacob is to be called Jacob no longer; henceforth his name is Israel.
GE 46:2 At a later time, God himself uses the name Jacob.

GE 49:2-28 The fathers of the twelve tribes of Israel are: Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Zebulun, Issachar, Dan, Gad, Asher, Naphtali, Joseph, and Benjamin.
RE 7:4-8 (Leaves out the tribe of Dan, but adds Manasseh.)

GE 50:13 Jacob was buried in a cave at Machpelah bought from Ephron the Hittite.
AC 7:15-16 He was buried in the sepulchre at Shechem bought from the sons of Hamor.

EX 3:1 Jethro was the father-in-law of Moses.
NU 10:29, JG 4:11 (KJV) Hobab was the father-in-law of Moses.

EX 3:20-22, DT 20:13-17 God instructs the Israelites to despoil the Egyptians, to plunder their enemies.
EX 20:15, 17, LE 19:13 God prohibits stealing, defrauding, or robbing a neighbor.

EX 4:11 God decides who will be dumb, deaf, blind, etc.
2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love.

EX 9:3-6 God destroys all the cattle (including horses) belonging to the Egyptians.
EX 9:9-11 The people and the cattle are afflicted with boils.
EX 12:12, 29 All the first-born of the cattle of the Egyptians are destroyed.
EX 14:9 After having all their cattle destroyed, then afflicted with boils, and then their first-born cattle destroyed, the Egyptians pursue Moses on horseback.

EX 12:13 The Israelites have to mark their houses with blood in order for God to see which houses they occupy and "pass over" them.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from God.

EX 12:37, NU 1:45-46 The number of men of military age who take part in the Exodus is given as more than 600,000. Allowing for women, children, and older men would probably mean that a total of about 2,000,000 Israelites left Egypt.
1KI 20:15 All the Israelites, including children, number only 7000 at a later time.

EX 15:3, 17:16, NU 25:4, 32:14, IS 42:13 God is a man of war--he is fierce and angry.
RO 15:33, 2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love and peace.

EX 20:1-17 God gave the law directly to Moses (without using an intermediary).
GA 3:19 The law was ordained through angels by a mediator (an intermediary).

EX 20:4 God prohibits the making of any graven images whatsoever.
EX 25:18 God enjoins the making of two graven images.

EX 20:5, 34:7, NU 14:18, DT 5:9, IS 14:21-22 Children are to suffer for their parent's sins.
DT 24:16, EZ 18:19-20 Children are not to suffer for their parent's sins.

EX 20:8-11, 31:15-17, 35:1-3 No work is to be done on the Sabbath, not even lighting a fire. The commandment is permanent, and death is required for infractions.
MK 2:27-28 Jesus says that the Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath (after his disciples were criticized for breaking the Sabbath).
RO 14:5, CN 2:14-16 Paul says the Sabbath commandment was temporary, and to decide for yourself regarding its observance.

EX 20:12, DT 5:16, MT 15:4, 19:19, MK 7:10, 10:19, LK 18:20 Honor your father and your mother is one of the ten commandments. It is reinforced by Jesus.
MT 10:35-37, LK 12:51-53, 14:26 Jesus says that he has come to divide families; that a man's foes will be those of his own household; that you must hate your father, mother, wife, children, brothers, sisters, and even your own life to be a disciple.
MT 23:9 Jesus says to call no man on earth your father.

Well, apparently you are in need of a dictionary, because an inconsistency is a contradiction. Now, are we going to debate as adults or are you looking for someone to pat you on the back and tell you how smart you are for finding fake contradictions? Oh, and here's the definition of inconsistency according to Oxford English Dictionary:


1. "The fact or state of being inconsistent."

Now, here's the definition of a contradiction (same dictionary):

1.1 "A situation in which inconsistent elements are present."

so you can see how I might have mixed up the words considering ONE OF THE WORDS IS IN THE DEFINITION OF THE OTHER.

Also, you can appeal to authority all you please, but that did not dismiss my souce as being invalid. You said you got "one sentence into" my link. Perhaps that is why you are discreditng it. If you got further than one sentence you would see how every apparent "contradiction" you've addressed is really not a contradiction at all.

Oh, and I would consider myself pretty educated considering I just recently graduated with a Bachelors degree in Communication Studies. I also took various theology courses, some psychology courses, and other courses. So please don't appeal to such childish responses. That way you will not look bad when you are proven wrong.

This debate is rather pointless considering the OP doesn't want to debate anything. In his own definition he used "self-contradictory" to describe inconsistent. I honestly don't have anything more to say other than to post the same link as a response...

http://www.genesispark.com...

You still have not referenced any of the real content of my source link, indicating that you would rather incessantly insult me like a middle schooler rather than read something that contradicts your blatant misunderstandings of Scripture. I do not want to engage in an insult-a-thon as I would win. Apparently the only insults you are capable of are those of intelligence. I have still posted the same link with the same disproofs against your "inconsistencies" and "contradictions." You also have conveniently chosen to ignore how I pointed out that the two words you seem to have squabbled over being "different" are indeed necessary counterparts of each other and mean the same thing. I think one of us is having difficulty processing things they disagree with, and it isn't me.

When you would like to have a real debate over the nature of Scripture then I shall be ready to proceed. But until then, just posting a bunch of out of context references to a sentence from one area of the Bible and a sentence in another area of the Bible does not prove there is a contradiction. I could do the same thing with your "answers" to my rebuttals.

Here's an example:

Round 2 sentence 5: ALL are Inconsistencies.
Round 2 sentence 3: Apparently Not.

Another example:

Round 2 Sentence 7: And then you made the truly miserable attempt to bring in that everything stated was a CONTRADICTION.
Round 4 sentence 5: You never had anything to say in the first place.

So because I found a couple sentences that were totally contradictory (and this is only out of about 40 total sentences that you wrote), I guess I can say that you are unreadable and a fraud. Since that is apparently the logic you are living by in your posts. So it's kind of impossible to debate someone who is unreadable and full of inconsistencies and contradictions...

Once again, I shall give you the link that covers all of the inconsistencies and contradictions that you have addressed, so far as I can tell... It will show you just how they are not contradictions or inconsistencies.

http://www.genesispark.com...

“You still have not referenced any of the real content of my source link,” I already told a muchkin silly pity boy toy tinker toy minced mutton moron mechanical mind meandering across his nun’s steps the reason. But no. You---can’t---read. And you claim to have a “bachelor's degree in communications”? Are you serious? OK well then if true then you should also know (because I took a class in communications) that when you show no intelligence nor edumacation, especially on the subject(s) the you profess to having knowledge upon and you really don’t and you thus have to invent excuses for it to keep your lowly body above water with some kind of floating device then you absolutely 100% deserve to be insulted, degraded, humiliated, dehumanized and defamed. Now you run along and you read that reason I posted to you because I’m not going to repeat it, well maybe I might, to a bumbling detective like you who clearly has no genuine friends or loved ones which is very telling.
Trust me boy, I understand your god, religion, and the bible better than you ---ever--- will.

“I have still posted the same link with the same disproofs against your "inconsistencies" and "contradictions."” Absolutely not have you. See that’s the problem with christians like you is you are far too stupid for your own good. I’m not even going to clue you in as to how stupid you are because there’s a very big difference upon one simple glance. That only took one fleeting miserable second of my life which was far too long.

Oh the problem is entirely you. You haven’t paid any attention to the your mission for this debate aka the fricken rules you groundhog ape in which are clearly laid out in RD1. Your ability to debate and read what people say, and you don’t even know what you say are a true convoluted mess. Bachelor’s degree in communications? Try harder for your sake.

If this was a game of poker I’d take all of your chips before you were to have even sat down to the game. Your tells are so amazingly transparent.

Oh and oh yeah I’m right on the two words in which I attacked very nicely. You lose as always. Darn it you HATE losing. Too bad. Deal with it.

Oh and oh yeah you didn’t even pick out something, anything from the big big big long list of contradictions and inconsistencies and prove them wrong. So that means that the list stands and is entirely correct. Duh. Its not my job to search for something and make attempts to make holes in its existence. That’s your job. Again you have no idea as how to debate with someone. None.

Wow are you a true moron and an imbecile. I mean you truly are. I mean you fully understand and get that right? “ just posting a bunch of out of context references to a sentence from one area of the Bible and a sentence in another area of the Bible does not prove there is a contradiction.” Only a true idiot with absolutely worms in his brain to suffer severe brain hemorrhaging and or is just not capable of any intelligence whatsoever would make such a stupid statement. Now read the very first sentence of RD1. What does it say you good wittle boy? It says “Taken from The Secular Web” Wow! Imagine that big big big boy! Its a copy and paste taken from the site. Hooray! Oh and btw, you contradictory hypocrite, have a lookie at your so-called precious link for the EXACT SAME STYLE OF “just posting a bunch of out of context references to a sentence from one area of the Bible and a sentence in another area of the Bible does not prove anything is taken out of context.” You are such a true born loser. Did you even look at the site you presented me with? No of course not. Yeah you are your own hangman’s knot around your you know where areas to spice up your life.

“I could do the same thing with your "answers" to my rebuttals.” No you can’t because I am a lot smarter than you and a lot more educated than you.

Here's an example:
RD2
Apparently not do you know how to read.

“Some are clear contradictions. ALL are inconsistencies.”

“Round 2 Sentence 7: And then you made the truly miserable attempt to bring in that everything stated was a CONTRADICTION.” There yah go. Now you figure out that missing piece to the puzzle and you might actually be able to come up with something other than soap suds for your cotton gin that runs your meow mix in candy land. Got it hot stuff?

“Round 4 sentence 5: You never had anything to say in the first place.” Oh how true how true how true that one is.

“So because I found a couple sentences that were totally contradictory… Really? According to what imbecile? You? How would you know? What grade of self depository gratification on a can of screeching RAID to help the bedbugs bite to make you and only you thinks so by golly gosh darned gee whiz? Oh but wait… strange, that’s what your bible does.

“Once again, I shall give you the link that covers all of the inconsistencies…” Really? According to what does it cover ANY inconsistency? Oh gee I guess the cat is now out of the bag. Wow. Imagine that. Your wintergreen breath of nothing but stone cold amusement for me has truly been a lot of fun for me to compose this argument to truly claw on your cabbage batbrain that isn’t worth 2 fricken cents on any meat market of yodeling buffoons.

Oh and yeah ONE MORE TIME pay attention to your mission/ rules as clearly stated in RD1 you dimwitted dullard snot meat sow and respond to them, or not which means that if you don’t you break the mission/ rules and I win this debate. Toodles.

Summary
Wow are you *yawn* BORING.