The Instigator
Roach-Boarder
Pro (for)
The Contender
WhatDid
Con (against)

Big Nigga is no more, Lanky Nigga is where it's at

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/31/2018 Category: Politics
Updated: 5 months ago Status: Debating Period
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Roach-Boarder

Pro

Big Niggas are obsolete; overruled by the Lanky Niggas in racial superiority. This is true in many ways. Big Niggas are simply to big, you know? They are limited in their physical ability. This is not the case with a Lanky Nigga, who can run at speeds similar to that of an electric scooter and jump at least 4 lil'uns stacked on top of one another. Big Niggas are also limited in their mental ability due to their excess body fat. With all their fat, they can't even think about education. All they think is, "gotdam what am I gon' eat next?". Lastly, lanky Niggas are just cool in general. They can dance better, move better, and BE better. It is no question. Lanky Niggas are just better in every way. So long Big Niggas!!
WhatDid

Con

you stupid fk, don't you have any fckin idea how great big nigga is, that
Debate Round No. 1
Roach-Boarder

Pro

Great to see that you finished your argument. You only voiced your opinion and a subjective view on the "greatness" of the Big Niggas. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disagree with Big Niggas being great in comparison to Lanky Niggas. Sure, Big Niggas can be great, but that doesn't make them better than Lanky Niggas, nor does it mean they are worse. However, Lanky Niggas are simply statistically, logically, physically, and mentally proven to be superior.

Exhibit A: Breathing.
-Since Lanky Niggas have less fat on they's bones, their rib cage is given more room. So, their diaphragm is more able to move downward. Because of this, Lanky Niggas can breathe easier than Big Niggas.
-Since breathing is important and Lanky Niggas are more capable of breathing than Big Niggas, this is an obvious advantage.

Exhibit B: Movement.
-This shouldn't come as a surprise. We all know that Big Niggas have a hardass time getting around. Since Lanky Niggas do not have excess body fat, they can move with more freedom and control. This allows for a more vigilant and agile race of Niggas.
-Because of this, more Lanky Niggas are able to participate in sports, resulting in a healthier lifestyle, resulting in a more positive attitude on life.
-Lanky Niggas can DANCE. I mean just look at them go.

Exhibit C: Healthy Heart.
-Again with the fat. Since Lanky Niggas lack excess fat, they have less of a risk for cardiovascular disease.
-So, less Lanky Niggas will die, thus resulting in their rise in dominance.

Exhibit D: Style.
-Big Niggas always have to search for this XXXL+ sizes. This kills their vibe. Since Lanky Niggas do not face this problem, they can style themselves more easily than Big Niggas since less companies make extremely large sizes for all kinds of clothing.
-Better looks = better chance to have sex = better chance to reproduce.
-Lanky Niggas do not have to suffer the case of Doublous Chinnitis (Double Chin).

Exhibit E: Sex.
-Most women will agree that it's easier to have sex with a nigga who isn't 3 times your body mass and can kill you by simply landing on you from pure exhaustion from sex. This does not include Big She-Niggas who are in a league all their own.
-Because of a better chance of reproduction, more Lanky Niggas will become prominent and natural selection will take its place. This means Big Niggas will die off and Lanky Niggas will rise.

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Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by RealStalin 5 months ago
RealStalin
That's one hell of a tough decision. I didn't know roaches asked such deep questions.
Posted by lokure 5 months ago
lokure
are you both serious?
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