The Instigator
homieq
Con (against)
Winning
9 Points
The Contender
jfmamstepsonpuppies
Pro (for)
Losing
7 Points

Bob Saget has a strong desire for toasters.

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homieq
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/30/2009 Category: Education
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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homieq

Con

I am agenst this argument. Contention 1: First, Philip, a hip n' fly individual, agrees with me. http://www.srpublications.com... Omg, indeed. Do you notice any toaster in this Picture: http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com... NO! Therefore, Bob Saget has no toasters, and further, does not desire one.
Contention 2: http://www.olsen-twins-news.com...
Contention 3: DJ is mad at Stephanie for taking her spot in the cereal commercials. http://images.fanpop.com... They thoroughly appreciate cereal, indeed? This is because Bob Saget, who plays their father in the show, does not provide them with a toaster. Fool.
jfmamstepsonpuppies

Pro

Thank you for NOT making this debate.

First off, my opponents entire argument is a fallacious ad hominem, so he loses.

Contention 1- Bob Saget is god (bobsagetisgod.com).
God created everything.
God loves his creations.
So Bob Saget loves toasters.
(http://www.llerrah.com....)(http://chasingthewind.net...)
My opponent has stated that Bob Saget does not have a toaster. Since he doesn't have one, Bob Saget desires one.
My opponent has the burden of proving that Bob Saget does NOT desire a toaster. That is not possible, as the world will never know if Bob has strong sexual urges towards toasters. (definition from dictionary.com)
Debate Round No. 1
homieq

Con

Let me see....First, these two doctors have prescribed you a heaping dose of Shut Up. http://thumbs.dreamstime.com...
Contention #: You says that Bob Saget has no toaster, causing him to desire one. However, few people know that Bob Saget hires hobos to breathe on his breath for hours until it is toasty and warm. Like your face.
Other Contention:Bob Saget is not God. http://www.fancast.com...
Contention (number): http://www.annadewdney.com... Here you can see something supporting my debate.
Contetion More: Bob Saget is asexual. http://blog.rifftrax.com... Yes. Bob Saget is a paramecium. The king of paramecium. s.
Contention: http://www.michaeltotten.com... This peanut was toasted. Bob Saget was generally anguished at the toasting of the peanut, therefore going on a murdering streak. By joining the cast of Full House, a sitcom that in the first season decimated nearly 1/4 of the world's population. http://rookery2.viary.com...
Contention: Cornflakes. Bob Saget's greatest ally. Also hates toasters.
Contention lost track of numbers: Do YOU even appreciate toasters? Yes? Well how about NOW? : http://farm1.static.flickr.com...
HEEBEEJEEBEES!
Raffi once said: "It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches. It's the best. Beats the rest! Cellular, modular, interactabodular." The "it" that grows in bunches and is the best is the anti-toaster. It was created to destroy all toasters in the universe. It was created by none other than Bob Saget. And Uncle Joey. If you wanted to destroy toasters, then you clearly do not desire them. Case. Closed.
jfmamstepsonpuppies

Pro

Potato. Potato.

Contention 1- On comedy central, Bob Saget was roasted. He clearly didn't enjoy this, as he would much rather be toasted. He therefore desires a toaster.
Contention 2- since desire is defined as a sexual urge, I do not know how my opponent could prove that Bob Saget doesn't have sexual relations with toasters. He likes men,
(http://t0.gstatic.com...)
Women,
(http://t1.gstatic.com...)
and hand sanitizer,
(http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com...),
so why wouldn't he like toasters?

Contention 5- According to http://www.celebrityspider.com..., toasters can be used to capture souls, and the devil loves to capture souls, so the devil desires toasters.
Since Bob Saget is the devil,
(http://t2.gstatic.com...)
Bob Saget desires toasters.

Bless you.
Debate Round No. 2
homieq

Con

O, boy.
My opponent says that bob is God, but in the next breath he says that the sagman (Bob Saget) is the devil. You contradicted yourself.
My opponent also questions why Bob Saget wouldn't like toasters. Her, let me repost this: http://farm1.static.flickr.com... YIKES!
Here we can see Bob-o Saget descending from the clouds: http://www.briscoebarnyard.com...
does he REALLY need (or desire, for that matter) a toaster? Nuh-uh!
Bob Saget once hosted America's Funniest Home Videos. Were they funny? No. Were his comments funny? NO! Yet it still became a popular TV show. Why? Because of the not-toaster aura that the show gave off, caused by Bob. Oh, Bob.
Finally, if Bob desires toasters, fascism. Thank you, and good night.
jfmamstepsonpuppies

Pro

O, boy.
First of all, my opponent has presented a picture of a so-called "toaster". That, my friend, is a waffle maker.

Contention 1- According to the book Everybody Poops, "a two-hump camel makes a two-hump poop". This refers to Bob Saget, a camel, having appliances that perfectly fit his needs. One of those appliances is a toaster.
Contention 4- toasters are awesome, as represented in this video which may not work since I do not know how to embed youtube videos. If it doesn't work, blame my opponent, as he is a meanie pants who is trying to sabotage me.
If you would look at the green balloon at the 20 second mark, it is clearly resembles Bob Saget. Since the ballon loves toasters, Bob Saget then loves toasters.
http://www.youtube.com...;
Thank you for your time and money.
Debate Round No. 3
homieq

Con

to embed videos just put the url.

O, girl.
First of all, my opponent has presented that I have presented a picture of a waffle maker. That, my friend, is a REDiculously close relative to the toaster, and therefore bobalobadindong (Bob Saget) relates them to each other.
Contention Something: Y'all needs to prove that "one of those appliances is a toaster," it is impossible to make random assumptions based on assumptions inspired by assumptions born from assumptions derived from assumptions created from assumptions.
Contention Whatever: The balloon shows no love for toasters, no matter how closely it resembles Bob Saget. SERIOUSLY!
Contention Sarcastic Remark: The following image shows a destroyed toaster oven, toasters' closest relative: http://selectsmart.com... Who do you think could have done this? BOB SAGET O COURSE!
Contention: Here's where the youtube video comes in. The silly hooligan jumping into a wall is a young Bob Saget, who, seen arguing with his compadre, just discovered that he was going to be baptized into toasterdome, and in his incest of rage, jumped into the wall. Clearly, he doesn't desire those toasters.
Contention (kinda): You've only answered 2 of my numerous arguments in this ENTIRE DEBATE! Clearly, you are at a loss for words at my linguistic stylings. http://imagecache2.allposters.com....
Contention: Don't cross Bob Saget. He'll leave you with nowhere to run. http://www.all4humor.com...
Contention: https://www.relayhealth.com... These doctors are becoming concerned that you haven't been taking your SHUT UP mediation. Consider speaking with them.
Contention: It looks like your case http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com... has just been told. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Vote NEG, my kind sirs and madames, and make sure to realize the error of my opponents ways. Thank you for your time and give me back my money you thief.
jfmamstepsonpuppies

Pro

First, I would like to repost my opponents arguments.

"to embed videos don't just put the url.

O, boy.
Last of all, my opponent has not presented that I have not presented a picture of a waffle maker. That, my friend, is not a REDiculously close relative to the toaster, and therefore bobalobadindong (Bob Saget) doesn't relate them to each other. I put children in microwaves. And dishwashers.
Contention STUPID: Y'all don't need to prove that "one of those appliances is a toaster," it is possible to make random assumptions based on assumptions inspired by assumptions born from assumptions derived from assumptions created from assumptions.I HATE EVERYONE VOTING ON THIS DEBATE.
Contention Whatever: The balloon shows love for toasters, no matter how closely it resembles Bob Saget. SERIOUSLY!
Contention Sarcastic Remark: The following image shows An AWESOME toaster oven, not toasters' closest relative: http://selectsmart.com...... Who do you think could not have done this? BOB SAGET Of not COURSE!
Contention: Here's where the youtube video doesnt come in. The silly hooligan jumping into a wall is not a young Bob Saget, who, seen arguing with his compadre, just discovered that he was not going to be baptized into toasterdome, and in his incest of rage, jumped into the wall. Clearly, he desires those toasters.
Contention (kinda): You've answered all of my numerous arguments in this ENTIRE DEBATE! Clearly, you are at an epic win for words at my bad linguistic stylings. http://imagecache2.allposters.com.......
Contention: Don't cross Bob Saget. He'll leave you with every where to run. I HAS BaD SPEELinG
Contention: https://www.relayhealth.com...... These doctors are becoming concerned that you have been taking your SHUT UP mediation. Consider speaking with them. I am stupid.
Contention: It looks like your case http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com...... has just been asked nicely. iiiiiiiiiiiHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't Vote NEG, my kind sirs and madames, and make sure to realize the awesomeness of my opponents ways. NO Thank you for your time and DON'T have a good day."
As you can see, my opponent is bad. Thank you.
Debate Round No. 4
homieq

Con

Due to the undeniable fact that I only have 25 minutes to post this argument, it may lack flavor.
I am right, he is wrong.
jfmamstepsonpuppies

Pro

According to yournewbestfriend, "everyone loves toast. So everybody needs a love toaster."
According to partyhatgirl.com, "everyone loves a toaster".

Q.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by homieq 7 years ago
homieq
I concur!
Posted by mattrodstrom 7 years ago
mattrodstrom
Contention 1- Bob Saget is god (bobsagetisgod.com).

I think this contention likely lost you arguments, have you ever seen his act??

God would have a respectable but funny sense of humour, Saget's is neither.
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