The Instigator
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
Mharman
Con (against)
Winning
6 Points

BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS 2 Rap Battle #1

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after 2 votes the winner is...
Mharman
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/5/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 588 times Debate No: 102416
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BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2

Pro

Settin' it off, lettin' it off, beginnin'
Rough to the endin', you never been in
To move the groove with the smooth rap lord;
Like a bottle of juice, rhymes are being poured
Down your ear, crisp and clear
As I prepare to wear, tear and smear " then I"m outta here
With a mark left that you can all cling
Cause rockin' a party? Yo, it"s a small thing
I rip many places on regular basis, and broken down mics were the only traces
That I"d been there and there at the party
The mic had my prints, and on it was a body
So take caution. I"m not horsin' around in a throwdown, clown
I"m takin' yours son
So just acknowledge the way that I kicked it
Cause if rap was a house, you"d be evicted
And dismissed from the microphone, chokin' on a bone, cause Daddy"s home
And battlin' me is hazardous to your health
So put a quarter and you passed, cause ya played yourself
Like a game in the arcade. You need a far aid
I"m walkin' the path that our love made
I"ll attend and then begin to send a speech to reach and teach
So just say when
So I can let lyrics blast like a bullet
My mouth is the gun; on suckers I pull it
The trigger, ya figure, my pockets coming back near
Cause when it comes to money, yo, Grant"s my man here You"ve got the groove, emcees, freeze, stand still, nobody move
It"s a sabotage, as I take charge. Don"t barge, cause, I"m livin' large
Like a giant. You"re nothin' but a midget, a small digit
You ain"t hit it, forget it, quit it
I reign superior, always takin' care o'ya
No-frill rappers, you will evaporate, disintegrate, deflate to your fate
As the great will dominate straight to the state
Of reignin', gainin'. So put Kane in, that category.
Period.
End of story.
Mharman

Con

You have no idea what you just got yourself into.
I see a rap battle, and spit my lyric kung-fu.
I'm a legend, I'm the biggest wordsmith hero.
You're only nothing more than a blurred myth zero.

I see that you've jumped outta your multi-accounting shell;
But I'll punish you with hot raps that come straight form Hell!
There will be no escape, you will have eternal pain.
Now hold still while my lyrics fry your brain!

B!tch please; the only the things that you will ever rip,
Are the brainfarts that come from your d*ckhead's tip!
Speaking of which, billions of sperm and you were the quickest?!
That goes to show, that you had some lousy competition!

When I'm up on the the stage, I like to go on a hunt.
I hunt for ducks, bucks, dumbf*cks, and fat lazy c*nts!
Oh! I found you! You're a big one^ to attack.
I think I might just put your head on a wooden plaque!

I don't evaporate, I actually condensate.
Both water and my lyrics flow, you barely even participate;
You're too busy satisfying your urge to masturbate.
You won't be able to recover from this; it's too late.

I'd give you a zero, if your rhymes I could even rate.
I'll run you over, that'll be the latest murder to date.
My awesome pickup truck has "Rap God" on it's license plate.
You'll be able to see it when you suffer your fate.

Creativity is currently surging through my veins,
I think this is where I start my eternal reign!
My empire is forging, and nothing can stop it!
Up in this house it's about to get lit!

You can't bury me! I'm a lyric architect!
Every bar I spit, passes every single test!
Time to face it; I'm too far ahead for you to catch up.
This was finished as soon as the voters heard the matchup!

You troll way too much to be taken seriously.
And in spitting all this sh!t, your mind got really rusty.
You're the dumbest user to ever be on this site.
Get your head out of your @ss, and get your facts right!

You think 9/11 never happened under your logic.
The Bryan Mullins logic was made by an alcoholic.
You believe that "Rape is forever a good thing."
You're probably a rapist, forcing onto women your thing.

You find Stevie Wonder to be a racist person.
An argument so stupid, that it got me cursin'.
You think churches slaughter children, that's ridiculous.
Almost as much as your life, nothing in it that's meticulous.

You think cancer is fake, and and hoax made by the patients.
From what I've seen, you probably have a full size brain dent.
You think hospitals should be bombed, what the hell is wrong with you?!
You need to go to a mental hospital. Really, you do!

You probably have schizophrenia, or some sh!t like that.
You think it's all a conspiracy, even The Cat in the Hat!
Or, more likely; you're just a meaningless troll under the bridge,
Who is too lazy to even get food in his fridge.

Your verses are uneven as f*ck, like your mind.
I bet you stole all those lines, not even your own rhymes.
When it comes to rap genius, I'm a motherfucking all-star.
I'll beat your @ss in fast raps here and there, near and far.

Time for you to face the music, I AM F*CKING UNBEATABLE!!!
While you waste our time, I spit something meaningful!
I'm so incredibly good I deserve a pep rally!
Now let's go; it's time for the grand finale!

I'm unbeatable!
Undefeatable!
Unkillable!
Un-outskillable!
Underailable!
Unjailable!
Unfailable!
Unblackmailable!
Reliable!
Undeniable!
Savage!
Ravage!
Unfoolable!
Unschoolable!
Holder of Time,
AND MASTER OF RHYMES!!!!!
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by whiteflame 8 months ago
whiteflame
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7 points to Pro. Reasons for voting decision: Bryan was better

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Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
Uhhh... what?
Posted by dsjpk5 1 year ago
dsjpk5
You're welcome!
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
yeah it is
Posted by BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2 1 year ago
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
this is gonna be sweet
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Vote Placed by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2MharmanTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Mharman won this one round rap battle in my opinion. Not too smart on Pro's side to do a one round without knowing opponent, but actually his rhymes were better/more dense and he did a good job playing himself up. However Mharman had more meaningful insults, which is just as or MORE important than rhymes. I will say I liked Pro's flow more because of his rhyme density, but still Con wins by a decent margin. Good job to both MCs, bettee job goes to Mharman.
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 1 year ago
dsjpk5
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2MharmanTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had better flow.