Burritos Are Better Than Tacos
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Burritos are awful for the septic system and cannot be broken down once flushed. One night your laying in bed and the next day there is your burrito floating back up in a sewer flood. That cant be vacuumed up.
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i would like to point out that pros resource (alan b.) is in fact an Asian and would only have been a reliable source if this debate were regarding to small breasts, sushi, or suicide to preserve honor
in conclusion, Tacos are obviously the victorious food in this case because only a true man would choose a taco, because tacos look like vaginas. Men ,other than Pro Burrito extremists, generally like vaginas, and tacos. case closed
Assuming that you don't kill and eat your family members in order to survive, (this is not a very likely option seeing as your brother, Jose, weighs about two hundred and thirty five pounds (pure muscle, might I add)) your best bet is to make a burrito. You search for your supplies but, alas, you did not bring the correct supplies (a tortilla). You reach into your pack thinking that you will be saved by these so called "tacos" but you then realize that the only remnants of the taco shells is a very fine dust. They have completely shattered within your backpack! You then kill your entire family, only to have the bear drawn to their remains by the fresh smell of blood, and are eaten. You get the picture.
In order to get this so called "taco salad", you must break your taco shell, thus showing the woman sitting next to you that tacos are inferior in every way. What if your taco shell breaks while a homeless man is sitting next to you? What then? With a burrito, you can open the bottom very nonchalantly and begin to receive a " burrito salad". You can open your burrito on your own terms, thus making sure that no homeless man will ever be in contact with your junk. A burrito appears to look like a dick, thus attracting women to your side when you eat. A taco, however, resembles a vagina. This will only attract lonely, bi-sexual men to your side while you eat, witch will get extremely uncomfortable.
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