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351ClevelandSteamer
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Burritos Are Better Than Tacos

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Started: 11/20/2013 Category: Health
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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aume.matt084

Con

Tacos are the crunchy more delicious meal of the two. The texture and flavor of a good taco satisfies the tastebuds in a way that burritos just cannot. Keep in mind tacos now come in a delicious Dorito shell.
351ClevelandSteamer

Pro

Let me start off by saying that the standard taco has on average 20 more calories than the average 100g burrito. Burritos also have more magnesium. Studies show that Mexicans prefer burritos to tacos. They are the pros on this kind of thing. The Asian minority of Idaho says that burritos are better. As we can clearly see, burritos are the more ethnically friendly of the two. These studies came from Mexico. Google also said these things. Burritos have the ability to contain much more flavor. A taco can only have so many layers. Depending on the girth of the tortilla, a burrito has more potential to be filled with healthy things, like lettuce, and bacon.
Debate Round No. 1
aume.matt084

Con

A very reliable source once said that burritos taste like sweaty balls and he was a Mexican he was also on cocaine. Regardless of this fact, burritos just dont have the texture your every day taco contains. Tacos can have a variety of things on them like sour cream, hot sauce, baby cats, and much, much more. Tacos obviously have the upper hand in this ongoing battle to free the world from burrito poops.
Burritos are awful for the septic system and cannot be broken down once flushed. One night your laying in bed and the next day there is your burrito floating back up in a sewer flood. That cant be vacuumed up.
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351ClevelandSteamer

Pro

Burritos look like penises. This makes burritos popular among the homosexual and female population. And the bigger and more girthy the burrito the more people flock to shove it in their mouth whereas no one wants a nasty, fishy pink taco in their mouth. (alan b.) Tacos are known among the mexican population to be very suceptible to cracking and altogether falling apart.
Debate Round No. 2
aume.matt084

Con

Tacos, Tacos are what i would like to call multi functional. not only are they ever so tasty, but after you are done with a taco and everything that has fallen out is in your lap you can ask the attractive Mexican woman next to you if she would like a "taco salad". It is a proven technique for young businessmen in Mexico city to get Handy Js filled with sour cream, or the occasional woman that just needs some ground beef in her thatch.

i would like to point out that pros resource (alan b.) is in fact an Asian and would only have been a reliable source if this debate were regarding to small breasts, sushi, or suicide to preserve honor

in conclusion, Tacos are obviously the victorious food in this case because only a true man would choose a taco, because tacos look like vaginas. Men ,other than Pro Burrito extremists, generally like vaginas, and tacos. case closed
351ClevelandSteamer

Pro

We seem to have an assumption here. You believe that this "Alan B." is a student who often attends class at the local high school. This is not true. The Alan B. that I speak of is 100% pure Mexican. He is the most Mexican Mexican I know. He loves burritos, hates tacos. So does the rest of his family ( which is composed of about 30 Mexicans). That is a fairly large chunk of people who love burritos and hate tacos. One of the problems with tacos, he said, is that they are not portable. Imagine this: you are camping with your family, when suddenly a bear attacks your camp. He is distracted by a can of beans that you throw at him (which you were just using to create a healthy, better-than-taco, chunky burrito). You manage to run off into the forest with your family.
Assuming that you don't kill and eat your family members in order to survive, (this is not a very likely option seeing as your brother, Jose, weighs about two hundred and thirty five pounds (pure muscle, might I add)) your best bet is to make a burrito. You search for your supplies but, alas, you did not bring the correct supplies (a tortilla). You reach into your pack thinking that you will be saved by these so called "tacos" but you then realize that the only remnants of the taco shells is a very fine dust. They have completely shattered within your backpack! You then kill your entire family, only to have the bear drawn to their remains by the fresh smell of blood, and are eaten. You get the picture.
In order to get this so called "taco salad", you must break your taco shell, thus showing the woman sitting next to you that tacos are inferior in every way. What if your taco shell breaks while a homeless man is sitting next to you? What then? With a burrito, you can open the bottom very nonchalantly and begin to receive a " burrito salad". You can open your burrito on your own terms, thus making sure that no homeless man will ever be in contact with your junk. A burrito appears to look like a dick, thus attracting women to your side when you eat. A taco, however, resembles a vagina. This will only attract lonely, bi-sexual men to your side while you eat, witch will get extremely uncomfortable.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by cardoncMSC2014 3 years ago
cardoncMSC2014
tacos are 100% better than burritos
Posted by TrindadeMSC2014 3 years ago
TrindadeMSC2014
It depends on where the "snack of your choice" came from.
If your taco or burrito came from Taco Bell, hands downs its delicious.
But if your taco or burrito came from a sketchy food stand near an alley way, than its probably not going to be good on your insides.
My choice is burrito. Keeps you fuller longer, and doesn't fall apart on the first bite.
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