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thekanadian
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paintballvet18
Con (against)

Can you staple water to a tree

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Started: 2/16/2017 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 11 months ago Status: Debating Period
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thekanadian

Pro

If it was impossible to staple water to a tree than I would be out of the job. My job is just to staple water to a tree and nothing else. If it was not possible than I would be out of the job. But I have a job. Therefore stapling water to a tree is possible. Also it saved my life once. I was under water drowning and I just stapled all of the ocean to a forest so I could breathe. If you don't agree with me then go try it for yourself, I'm sure you will have success.
paintballvet18

Con

I'll spend my first round asking a few questions that I'd like my opponent to answer in Round 2.

1. What exactly is your job and what is the job title?
2. How can one staple water on a tree?
3. What kind of water are we talking about?
4. What are the staples?
5. How did you staple the entire ocean to a forest?
6. How is there an ocean right now if all of it ended up in a forest?
7. What is a forest?

Thank you.
Debate Round No. 1
thekanadian

Pro

Your argument is not valid, I win.
paintballvet18

Con

If my questions go unanswered, then I win. I also win if you don't clarify anything.
Debate Round No. 2
thekanadian

Pro

what is a question and what does the word unanswered and clarify mean. It don't know what water you are talking about but I'm talking about solid water.
paintballvet18

Con

Answer the rest of the questions please. You're still losing on the count that you haven't provided your side.
Google what a question is and what clarify means. If you don't know that, then I can't help you.
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Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by madness 11 months ago
madness
1. What exactly is your job and what is the job title?
2. How can one staple water on a tree?
3. What kind of water are we talking about?
4. What are the staples?
5. How did you staple the entire ocean to a forest?
6. How is there an ocean right now if all of it ended up in a forest?
7. What is a forest?

1. I am a landscaper. It's my job to make gardens look beautiful. With regards to stapling water to tree, first of all it's frozen and secondly it's considered art by my clients.

2. I use an industrial sized stapler to staple froze water to trees.

3. Taps water.

4. 8 inch metal staples.

5. Ocean is the name of my wife. I hate that bi**h

6. All of the ocean did not get stapled to a tree. Only my wife. F**k that B**ch.

7. A large area covered with trees and undergrowth.
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