The Instigator
PatJC123
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The Contender
MattHarrison
Con (against)
Losing
3 Points

Capybara betters than tapir.

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PatJC123
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/27/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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PatJC123

Pro

Capybaras are superior for many reasons. The first I will cover is that the capybara is literally a giant guinea pig. Genetically, it's half rabbit and half guinea pig, and these are two of the most kick-butt animals on the planet (not Animal Planet, that network is the embodiment of Syphilis in television). Anyway, it looks awesome, and that's enough to make it better than a tapir.
MattHarrison

Con

First and for most, the Animal Planet has no relations to the common STI, Syphillis. It has wonderful programming and I am one of its frequent viewers. Furthermore, Tapir's have attacked people. Take that b***h! They are a threat to the top of the food chain? The capybara certainly isn't. Lastly, Tapir's are GIANT F*****G AARDVARKS MIXED WITH ANT-EATERS!!!!! No more proof needed.
Debate Round No. 1
PatJC123

Pro

Listen motherfuker, in the native's language (natives of South America), capybara translates to "master of the grasses" and your stupid fuking little ant eater bich ain't the master of chit! Also, capybaras communicate by clicks, purrs, and barks, something your little bich (who I'm sure loves beetles with a side of pornography) will never do. Fuk tapirs.
MattHarrison

Con

Look a*s wipe, Tapirs have descended from f*****g Heptodons. While your little, "master of the grass," is walking aimlessly around on the grass, the Tapir is swimming in fresh water, munchin' on some mad vegetation, f*****g mad b*****s, attacking some humans, hiding from predators, and kicking some wratchet Capybara a*s. It doesn't just look for food, it uses its nose to sniff that f*****g vegetation and mixed berries up. These are some things the mother- f*****g Capybara wish it could do.
Debate Round No. 2
PatJC123

Pro

For over 400 years, the capybara was considered a fish by the Catholic Church. Your argument is invalid.
MattHarrison

Con

Yo f***ing Capybara was a god damn fish? Even better. Does a Capybara eat 85 pounds of food in a day? That weighs more than one of your crappy Capybaras. Shi**y Capybaras have nothing on my smooth Tapir. Yours was a fish so it could get eaten by people. Tapirs spend more time in the water and attack people. Tapirs are predators, and Capybaras are pray.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by MattHarrison 4 years ago
MattHarrison
Why would anyone take this seriously?
Posted by MattHarrison 4 years ago
MattHarrison
Tu est mendax. Tu est caudex, quod favoribus Capybara.

If you do not understand put it into google translate.
Posted by PatJC123 4 years ago
PatJC123
Tapirs are stultisimi.
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Vote Placed by Misterscruffles 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Capybara is a goddamn fish and a motherfuckin mammal. Yo' bitchass thinks that ain't an argument?
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Reasons for voting decision: motherfucking heptodons.
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Reasons for voting decision: I would like to give both participants negative points...
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Reasons for voting decision: This was a terrible debate.
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Reasons for voting decision: Both couldn't sway me either way because of the poor poor poor conduct... wow....