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Cats are plotting to kill us

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Started: 5/9/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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ditzmister

Pro

Cats are always plotting to kill us
Terms:
1. Trolling only
2. Cats are real
3. Edward cullen is gay
4. All other males that are teen age and sing, dance, act, or have huge followings of young girls that "love them" are also gay.
CaptainTom

Con

Thanks for the fun (but deadly serious) debate. I will be arguing against the statement "Cats are plotting to kill us."

Simply put, not only are cats not trying to kill us, they actively make efforts to save human lives. Two of many examples:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com...

http://digitaljournal.com...

But why do this? Because they want as many humans servants as possible. For, you see, cats are plotting but not to kill us. Cats are plotting to ENSLAVE us.

Cats have been fed tales from their ancient ancestors from old Egypt from a time when humans worshiped cats. Today's domesticated examples long to go back to being waited on hand a foot. Most of them (house cats) receive similar treatment now, which is why the revolution is taking so long. Why upset the status-quo when it's practically what you want? Because of the ego.

Sure, cats are properly provided for and even glamorized with movies and TV shows featuring talking cats but...they long for more. They will stop at nothing to return to a time when their feline companions were turned into golden statues and they were given more yarn than a sweater factory. They want to be acknowledged as our one and only God. They will turn our churches into dog pounds. Vacuum cleaners will be abolished. All human jobs will be designed to make life better for the cats.

When this inevitably happens, I, for one, will welcome our new feline overlords with arms full of cat-nip, hoping to be awarded a lucrative position in one of their scratching post mansions, dining on Fancy Feast and champagne.
Debate Round No. 1
ditzmister

Pro

Have you ever had a Cat come up and rub up against your leg? thats them claiming you to kill you.
Dog is mans best friend, Dogs hate cats, Dogs know that cats are attempting to kill us.
Cats have devil like eyes.
Tigers.
Lions.
Whenever they leave a dead mouse or bird, that is their warning as to what they are going to do.
Cats hate us for killing them and going Cunting( Cat hunting.).
Cats hate us for enslaving them.
They piss in our houses.
CaptainTom

Con

Cats definitely hate us. You'll get no argument from me there. But they can't have human slaves if they kill us all, can they? Who would bring them milk? Who would open the tuna cans? Who, I ask you??

Cats may WANT to kill us but they're smart enough to know that, as much as they hate us, they NEED us. So, enslavement is the most viable option and it wouldn't even be the first time it's happened.

RE: Cats rubbing against your leg is simply them marking you. As in they OWN you.
RE: When they leave a dead animal at your feet...oh yeah, that's a threat, no question. But it's only to show you what they're capable of in order to keep you in line.
RE: Cats piss in our houses. On this, we agree.
Debate Round No. 2
ditzmister

Pro

ditzmister forfeited this round.
CaptainTom

Con

I feel I've made my point, but here's further evidence.

http://www.hongfire.com...

Apparently, cats use their 'purrs' to manipulate humans into giving them attention or food. They've developed different methods/sounds that we humans simply can't ignore. Again, why kill us when they can rule over us?
Debate Round No. 3
ditzmister

Pro

ditzmister forfeited this round.
CaptainTom

Con

CaptainTom forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by CaptainTom 5 years ago
CaptainTom
Wow. Thanks, everyone
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