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Cats must rule Humans

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Started: 12/17/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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MineCow

Pro

Our world, is not a very good place. Every 5 minutes, a child starves to death. And why is that? Bad management! While some people are starving, some people throw away food they didn't even intend to eat. This situation most be solved. By whom, you might ask? Cats! Cats are the only creature that doesn't care about humans. Cats don't care if we kill ourselves, cats don't care about our silly arguments. They are the exact opposite of humans, and this is why they must role us. Only cats can bring balance to the world. First, cats will not provoke wars. Cats will never declare war against their own species. Second, cats know how to preserve food. Cats never waste food, and they can server as a role model. Third, cats have manners. Unlike dogs or most animals, cats use litter boxes rather than pooping all over the place, so we won't have to worry about cleaning our streets. Fourth, it will solve the mice & rats problem. Nobody needs them, and cats are the most efficient way to get rid of them. Moreover, cats are warm and soft, and if you are ever cold at night you can cuddle with them and they can serve like a pillow! Can your current leader be a pillow? I don't think so! So choose cats! You will enjoy many benefits, including stopping wars, solving food crisis, having cleaner streets and never getting a cold due to the lack of a nice warm blanket.
downwithdooshes

Con

So you say cats are the only animal that do not care about humans. This may be true, but 1. Most farm animals, fowl, wild animals and general animals don't care about humans. 2. Those who do care about us negatively. Also, the realistic series WARRIORS by Erin Hunter demonstrates to us the reality and cruelty of this nature. Cats never waste food-by eating it all so we cannot eat any. And those untrained cats poop in the streets just as the homeless do. Cats are already solving our problem of mice for us anyway, so why let them rule because of that? And please notice that cats refuse to cuddle, and if they rule us we will be those wandering the streets. Also, we are the only species that can adapt to our want, not need. That is the basis of our "perfect" world we want, and cats lack that kind of behavior. :( Also, why not be warned dogs are stronger and much more loyal?
Debate Round No. 1
MineCow

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Debate Round No. 2
MineCow

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Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Vajrasattva-LeRoy 2 years ago
Vajrasattva-LeRoy
"Dogs are loyal to humans" doesn't seem to be a very appropriate argument.
I much prefer cats.
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