Cats secretly rule the world
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First round acceptance. GL to con!
Cats have secretly been training as ninjas in order to quickly and quietly take down an average sized person. Here is some pictures of a ninja cats training. http://www.sparklecat.com...
Cats have not just taken over the martial art industry but also the law courts. http://m.nydailynews.com... this article shows that a cat has been summoned for jury duty. This is against common sense, let alone the law so the only assumption we can make is the cat is blackmailing/bribing someone to get them to vote against a court case.
"cool beans bro."
This is a false statement, I am not in fact your brother.
My opponent has stated that cat's have been summoned to jury duty. How would a cat going to jury duty effect whether or not cat's in general rule the world. The fact that one cat was summoned by idiotic people does not prove that a species or whatever word you wish to use are in total control of the world. Secondly, How could cats ever take rule the world when we are in control of them. Have you ever seen a cat with a laser pointer, or a cat with yarn, they get hypnotised by simple things. "This is against common sense" well, i just read your article and in it the cat could not communicate and simply its owner said " He'll probably do a meow for the answer" which shows the cat is not the one in charge, it is in fact the human.
"How could cats ever take rule the world when we are in control of them."
Firstly, are we in control of them? We give them free food, we clean their toilets and we give them a place to live. However this is not of our free will. Cats use subliminal messaging to control our minds and make us help them.
Secondly, I will excuse the fact that my opponent did not remember that a question requires a question mark.
"the cat is not the one in charge, it is in fact the human."
Then why was the cat not excused from jury duty?
Also your link does not work, it gives a 404 error, check you links next time.
you know who else we give free food and water and shelter? prisoners, and we are in control of them. would you say the prisoners are using subliminal messaging? well they arent. The link i used is the same as yours.
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