Debate Rounds (4)
First round is acceptance!
As an actor, Tom Cruise is first rate
It"s some of the other stuff that isn"t so great
We had mostly forgiven how he dumped Nicole
And didn"t mind much his Scientology role
But then he met Katie, and everything changed
He jumped on that couch, looking crazed and insane
Suddenly the Kate was out of the bag
He was strutting and gushing and rushing to brag
We might have forgiven- New love has strange power
But then he attacked Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer
"There"s no such thing as a chemical imbalance" He blew.
"You don"t know the history of psychiatry. I do!"
Ironic but true, we say with a shrug,
Maybe it"s Tom in most need of a drug.
Donald and Martha- Such passion they show!
Such fiery hearts- alive and aglow
Try as they might to hide their love
We know what those sparks are REALLY made of.
To have so much hatred- that comes from hurt
The hurt of a love that got squashed in the dirt.
Ahh- Donny and Mar Mar- What a couple they"d make
If only their egos would take a small break
But the chances of that- well we all agree
Are really quite small- like 0.3
But frankly their bickering to us is quite tired
So Don Don and Marty- Bad news. You"re both fired!
Tiger Woods is a man full of sin. The game of golf want the only thing he was scoring in.
No more calling him a tiger, because he is a cheetah.(cheater.. that sort of thing)
Envying their success and startin' a pack o' haters,
Sendin' them death threats like we're a bun o' alligators,
Any time they do a bad thing, to fans they're blameless,
Screaming their name in awe like this generation's brainless,
Smiling and pretending to be kind just for a paycheck,
The ones who get the furthest were simply the fakest,
Nod their head like a female dog to all of their agents,
"Just forget who you used to be, conform and say YES!"
It's really pitiful, the effort put in is minimal,
The rappers who make it are the ones acting like criminals,
So don't be tellin' me it's wrong to be critical,
The critics are both the ones fighting and enforcing this evil,
Some critics criticize the underground for being whack,
Some criticize the mainstream for being worse than that,
It doesn't matter if you made it or not; that is a fact,
This dominion of opinions is warping the white and black.
So you kinda poor and alone but you know how to sing?
Come onto the X Factor to be a puppet on a string,
Oops we shut it down in USA, why not come on The Voice?
You wanna be a slave, and behave or lose? Make your choice.
For 12 year olds there's Bieber, the rest of the world want shim dead,
What exactly did he do wrong? Was it something he said,
As far a sI remember the guy was loathed for having a high tone,
When he broke his voice and dropped his balls, he still wasn't left alone,
It's a corrupt world, people are cynical,
To succeed and remain unique would take a miracle,
Some people pretend to hate the mainstream but they're hypocritical,
If you dare to say bad things about their cult, good riddance fool.
Actors never stop acting, that's a blatant fact,
On and off the movie set they're rainbows posing as black,
You really think they're all flawless; so nice and kind and hot?
How about we wipe that make-up off and revert that photoshop?
If you're ugly, you won't make it, and you better get near-naked,
Every movie or music video your fans wanna see those fake tits,
Or your six pac that was drug induced, or your white teeth that were painted on.
It's all about selling your soul for success,
Is the Illuminati real? Well I'll take a guess,
That original Illuminati is a long gone mess,
But the industry still brutally mould celebs for the press.
So are you a trained puppy? Do you sit on command?
Are you ready to apologize to fans? Give into what they demand?
If you change they'll hate you for changing,if you don't they'll get bored,
If you're lucky, you'll be Queen or the Beatles, and be widely adored,
but if you're unlucky all the times you performed, will be misrepresented and deformed,
Your reputation will erode and your fan's faith in you will be thawed,
And don't you dare ever comment on politics or god,
You're allowed to have opinions but reveal them and you'll rot.
Mags2 forfeited this round.
At his ego it seems I ebbed and shall ebb,
Until he tries to struggle out of the web,
The web I carefully crafted, step by step,
And I aint fakin' my rep,
Aint had no prep, aint no Depp,
I aint no puppet on a string noddin' 'yep, yep, yep'.
Mags2 forfeited this round.
LayersofLols forfeited this round.
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