Challenge me

Come up with an absolutely absurd subject and let's debate about it. ( it may help to be completely insane ). I've allowed an extra round for you to tell me what we will be debating. I have chosen pro, but you may change this if need be.

Ok. Seeing as you asked for ANY subject then this, I will do. Resolved: The pro team will forfeit all of the rounds. You are the pro team. Have fun!

You are the con party. Your initial argument is that I will forfeit all rounds. Being con this means you believe I will NOT forfeit all rounds. Meaning if I forfeit all rounds you lose. I hereby forfeit all rounds using this round not to debate, but to point out what you have done only, thereby not adding any new information or making an argument. In other words I have not debated this round. Again I hereby forfeit all rounds, including this one, wich I have only used to state the obvious and declare my forfeit. Thank you.

The resolution was not if you will debate all rounds, but if you will, indeed, forfeit all rounds. Seeing as you responded using a round, you have lost and I have won.

I thank my opponent for his insight, I forfeit this round and look forward to the next.

My opponent has spoke, once again, and failed to forfeit the round. This means that he even more goes against the resolution and this round also flows to me. Thanks, and I look forward to the next round.

Just me, declaring yet another forfeit. Thankyou con for your insight.

That fact that he attempts to show he is forfeiting is to try and win, by forfeiting. Trying to win would be debating. Since he has been debating, he has not been forfeiting, therefore I win again.