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The-Holy-Macrel
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The Contender
RevL8ion
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8 Points

Christian rap vs. evolutionism rap

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after 2 votes the winner is...
RevL8ion
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/1/2014 Category: Music
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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The-Holy-Macrel

Pro

This debate wil be for the better rap/poetry. Pro (me) will be christian. Con (you) will be evolutionism. We will rap about our topics.
The more better song wins. It has nothing to do wiith arguement.
Round 1 is acceptance
Round 2-4 is you rap
Round 5 is the finale (more rap)
RevL8ion

Con

I accept Pro's challenge. While I am a Christian and not an Atheist (and I support the theory of creationism), I believe that this will be fairly amusing and it'll give me a chance to view things from the other perspective. Regardless, I wish good luck to Pro in the next round!
Debate Round No. 1
The-Holy-Macrel

Pro

Here i go.
I might as well title this in the beginning

In the beginning, in the beginning
In the beginning god created the heavens and earth
This is how it all came to birth

In the beginning god then created light
He called light day and darkness night

In the beginning, in the beginning
In the beginning He made the vault
It separated the sea and sky,
you see that was his fault
This was the work of our favorite guy

In the beginning he gathered the waters
This also made land for our sons and daughters

In the beginning, in the beginning
In the beginning he made vegetation
This would be the food for the very first generation

In the beginning he made the sun and moon
They kept time for april, may, and june

In the beginning, in the beginning
In the beginning he made the creatures of the deep
Thats right he made fish for me and you
With them he also made the birds that cheep
He made all them flying things that go coocoo, coocoo

In the beginning he made animals
Even them cannibals

Then he makes adam and eve
It is the earth that we did recieve

Please comment if you think it is terrible so i can improve for next time.
RevL8ion

Con

I'd like to thank Pro for his speedy reply,
But after reading that, I feel like I'm gonna cry.
Where the heck has Pro been getting these illusions,
When he says "beginning," I say "delusions".

Pro's rejecting millennia of scientific evidence,
He gives it up for what? He sure is really dense.
He says creationism is for real, that little goof,
But all I can say is, WHERE'S YOUR BURDEN OF PROOF?

I support evolution, arcing back to Mega 85 B.C.,
Where we primates first evolved from mammals, you see.
That was only the beginning; the next in 20MBC was the Hominidae,
And 6 million years after that came the monkeys of Ponginae.

Humanity still had a long way to go,
With the gorillas and chimps 4 Ma ago.
At last, the homos (not the gay kind) evolved with their stone tools intact,
About 2.3 million years before, to be quite exact.

Homos after homos came and went,
Until one survived; the ones that were intelligent.
We're the homo sapiens, and I dare say,
We evolved 400K years ago and still exist today.

Millions of years of evidential information,
All contained in the theory of evolution.
Since Pro doesn't believe in it, it's only fair to compensate,
That he's never evolved and his brain's equivalent to a primate.
Debate Round No. 2
The-Holy-Macrel

Pro

Jesus, the lamb of god
Jesus, he gave up his bod
He died he the cross
Cause he is boss
He is christ
And he was sacrificed
He died for our sins
Saving all our skins

A god like that
Makes me want to go
Rat-a-tat-tat
So don't say no
Stop going with the flow
Roll out the mat
For he will go
Into your heart just like that

What's the risk
Throw away that science disk
Cause don't you know
He saved your sou.l
Science is from research
Jump down from thier perch
Spred your wings and fly
So you will never die

Stick with jesus
Make your life real
Satin tries to tease us
Get up and feel
Get down and kneel
Stop the fuss
See that the ones in white and teal
Are the ones to discuss
RevL8ion

Con

Pro's pathetic, what a noob, he can't even properly spell,
Since he's too busy shudderin' and tremblin'; that I can tell,
Just what is a sou.l? I've never heard of it; I have no clue,
His tongue is in a knot; he even says that satin teases you.

He says "roll out the mat" and wants to go "rat-a-tat-tat";
I mean, seriously dude? What kind of ludicrous sh*t is that?
He's running out of ideas; he's backed into the corner,
He has nowhere to run or hide; it's obviously game over.

I almost feel ashamed for such a pathetic opposition,
I have the upper hand; in Round 5 it'll be total demolition.
He's fighting an uphill battle; it's only going to get worse,
I'll destroy each of his silly beliefs with verse after verse.

Pro, that quack, tells me to "spred your wings and fly,"
He must be high; we don't have wings to soar in the sky,
What an idiot, why would I kneel? I'm the one who's right,
By now, he's in shock; his face is "white and teal" from fright.

The fool that he is, where's his evidence? Where's the BoP?
He has no basis, no facts, not even a bibliography.
He tells me to "throw away that science disk;" wake up, you idiot;
DDO doesn't have time for logical fallacies from a bigot.

No rebuttals, no counters, Pro's obviously in defeat,
A landslide victory against this noob is hardly a feat.
Argument, rebuttals, and rap, he's totally outmatched;
Thanks for the free victory, Pro; no strings attached.
Debate Round No. 3
The-Holy-Macrel

Pro

The-Holy-Macrel forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
The-Holy-Macrel

Pro

Sorry con i was only being civil
But don't worry i wasn't about to shrivel
But now you gonna want to snivel
Now that i realize you really are quite frivol
Your neck must be a swivel
Your head is going round and round
Cause your about to take a pound
Your gonna hit the ground
But what your too sheepish to realise
Is before you eyes
I am pulling mat
From under that
Silly theory
So all you evolutionists better fear me
You better flee
Cause you don't see
The Undersea
Lord of the deep
He's a creep
He's gonna make you sleep
And close your eyes for good
He's the tyrant in the hood
He does what a faithful christian would
He's The-Holy-Macrel
When he speaks he makes thunder crackle
He holds up the holy sacrel
He follows god
He gives his opponents a nod
Because of this he is rarely flawed
You might as well sit and applaud
He's no fraud
Cause he has the word of god
He is the master
He's faster
His toungue is a blaster
He is the grandmaster
Of disaster
So next time thing twice
Before rolling your dice
Against the master of spice
RevL8ion

Con

This little sap says he knows how to rap, I bust a gut from my mirth after seeing this crap
Your simple puny bars are worse than a scrap, but still at least you managed to make me laugh
I'll take a knife to your heart only leaving a gap, this is worse than WWII and you being the Jap
You're not even tall enough to give me a b1tch slap, you have zero talent like a virgin's first-time fap

I mean, what the hell did I just read? After posting that crap, my win is guaranteed
You're an embarrassment, please concede, because in all things I exceed
I don't give a damn how much you plead, I'll crush you till you bleed
A royal legislation as king I decreed, you're just a frightened cripple at a stampede

If you call this sh1t rap then go to poetry class, I'll go with you there to still kick your azz
You haven't praised our God and your flow is just crass, I'll step on your voice like fragile glass
Stand up again and I'll knock you to the grass, so shut up and listen to me dropping the bass
In the first two rounds I admit I was lax, but it'sthe finale and this'll hit you harder than the Stamp Tax
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by RevL8ion 3 years ago
RevL8ion
Ditto.
Posted by The-Holy-Macrel 3 years ago
The-Holy-Macrel
Good game.
Posted by The-Holy-Macrel 3 years ago
The-Holy-Macrel
Ok thanks.
Posted by RevL8ion 3 years ago
RevL8ion
Well, if you can, try to post Round 5.
Posted by The-Holy-Macrel 3 years ago
The-Holy-Macrel
Are we extending then?
Posted by The-Holy-Macrel 3 years ago
The-Holy-Macrel
Yeah... Sry. I was busy going places on the weekend. I didn't have time for DDO.
Posted by RevL8ion 3 years ago
RevL8ion
Well, since you forfeited...
Posted by RevL8ion 3 years ago
RevL8ion
Well, since you forfeited...
Posted by The-Holy-Macrel 3 years ago
The-Holy-Macrel
Are we extending?
Posted by The-Holy-Macrel 3 years ago
The-Holy-Macrel
Sorry i was busy on the weekend.
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Vote Placed by ESocialBookworm 3 years ago
ESocialBookworm
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct- Pro forfeited a round. Arguments- Con's flow was better, imho. Of course, this is subjective after all. Con's R3 was more rhythmic and interesting. In R5, Pro's rap was a bit long and tiring. Con's neat presentation of his rap in stanzas, and the flow accentuated my decision to give the win to him. That said, great job to both parties. You would *both* kick my butt in a rap battle any day. This was a fun read! Keep it up!
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9spaceking
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Reasons for voting decision: R2: Pro felt more like poetry/song rather than rap, and although information/evolution are only near-rhymes, con wins this round R3: Pro makes lots of appeal to emotion and does not address con's accusation of lack of proof, and con points out the minor error, while attacking his other parts of the verse very well, and pointing out once again the lack of proof and epicly, confidently, concludes. Con wins yet again in this round. R4: FF, con win R5: Pro heavily depends on attacking con the person himself and raising up the "Lord of the deep". I'm guessing con didn't have much time in the last round, but his mere 3-verses were amazing Mikal-quality and managed to completely destroy Pro, and as his previous evidence and attacks remain un-refuted, con's last round solidifies and rounds out his raps. Overall super clear win for con.