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yay842
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rajun
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Chuck Norris Facts.

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after 1 vote the winner is...
yay842
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/6/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 787 times Debate No: 38571
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (6)
Votes (1)

 

yay842

Pro

Just shout them out. One joke per round. Go!

Chuck Norris can win Connect Four with only three moves.
rajun

Con

Great! here goes one

Chuck Norris once urinated on a truck, today that truck is known as Optimus Prime...
Debate Round No. 1
yay842

Pro

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
rajun

Con

CHUCK NORRIS EATS SH!T AND PIZZA COMES OUT OF HIS ASSH0LE...
Debate Round No. 2
yay842

Pro

Chuck Norris created a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
rajun

Con

rajun forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
yay842

Pro

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
rajun

Con

I am very sorry for not being able to post a fact in the third round... Durga Puja (Dusshera) is on and am quite busy....

However, Here goes one:-

Death once had a near- Chuck Norris experience....
Debate Round No. 4
yay842

Pro

There is no such thing as evolution. It's just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
rajun

Con

Once, Chuck was asked what he thought about the memes made on him..... He replied " Stop making jokes or I will say facts about me or else I will delete the internet."
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by 16kayla 3 years ago
16kayla
I just wanted to make clear that I couldn't accept this challenge because o accepted your yo momma one but I felt that that chuck Norris fact was worth sharing
Posted by yay842 3 years ago
yay842
someone just challenge, it could just be for fun. Voting could just be on forfeit, not on funniness, well depending on the voter's mood.
Posted by InVinoVeritas 3 years ago
InVinoVeritas
Chuck Norris doesn't accept debate challenges; debate challenges accept him.

(Unless the debate challenge is as shallow and unfunny as this one.)
Posted by yay842 3 years ago
yay842
Also, don't waste Chuck Norris Facts in the comments, just challenge. It's just for fun.
Posted by yay842 3 years ago
yay842
Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris swims on land.
Posted by 16kayla 3 years ago
16kayla
Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.
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Vote Placed by birdlandmemories 3 years ago
birdlandmemories
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to pro due to the forfeit. Pro's jokes were funnier.