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Strikeeagle84015
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pbplk58
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Chuck Norris Facts

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Started: 1/3/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Voting Period
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Strikeeagle84015

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I have seen all these you mama joke debates going around and thought I might try one on Chuck Norris facts the rules are simple each round you post 3 Chuck Norris Facts at the end whoever the voter thought had better jokes gives all points to that person

1.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

2.Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

3.Once there was a blind man the blind man accidentally bumped into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris said "do you know who i am"
"no i don't" said the blind man "I am Chuck Norris" Chuck Norris replied the blind man was so amazed he was instantly cured of his blindness however the first last and only thing he saw was the fatal roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris
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pbplk58

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I agree to your rules.

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

3. When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised

BRING IT!
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 Debate Round No. 1
Strikeeagle84015

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Thanks for accepting

1.NASA once bet Chuck Norris a beer that he couldn't reenter orbit completely naked on June 12 2001 a naked Chuck Norris was seen streaking in through the sky NASA still owes him a beer

2.In 2005 Chuck Norris went to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean to practice his roundhouse kicks in peace the result was hurricane Katrina which caused billions of dollars of damage up and down the coast

3.The Great wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out it failed miserably
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pbplk58

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1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

2. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

3. There is no ‘ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Strikeeagle84015

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1. Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time he won the 1983 World Tour Poker Championship holding nothing but a 2 of spades 7 of diamonds a monopoly get out of jail free card and a green 4 card from uno

2.There is no life on Mars because Chuck Norris has already been to it

3.Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head

Thx for playing
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pbplk58

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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

3. In the average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris can kill you with. One of those objects is the room itself.

This was fun.
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Posted by 146190 3 years ago
146190
Omg, the theory of evolution and condom ones were hilarious!
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Posted by mongeese 3 years ago
mongeese
No, your opponent.
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Posted by pbplk58 3 years ago
pbplk58
me?
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Posted by mongoose 3 years ago
mongoose
Why do you use the same jokes?
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