Chuck Norris Facts

I have seen all these you mama joke debates going around and thought I might try one on Chuck Norris facts the rules are simple each round you post 3 Chuck Norris Facts at the end whoever the voter thought had better jokes gives all points to that person

1.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

2.Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

3.Once there was a blind man the blind man accidentally bumped into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris said "do you know who i am"
"no i don't" said the blind man "I am Chuck Norris" Chuck Norris replied the blind man was so amazed he was instantly cured of his blindness however the first last and only thing he saw was the fatal roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris

I would like to thank my opponent for the opportunity to present Chuck Norris facts.

1. Chucks Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. At night.

2. Chuck Norris was actually the fourth wise man. He gave Jesus the gift of a beard, which was by far His most favorite gift. The other wisemen were upset by this, and bribed the Gospel to have him written out of the Bible. They then mysteriously died by way of roundhouse kick.

3. Logging is not the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

1.If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars Chuck Norris has more money than you

2.Chuck Norris is suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

3.In the beginning there was nothing then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and told it to get a job that is how the universe came to being

1. Chuck Norris has never needed to buy a house. He just enters other people's houses, and they move.

2. One day, Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin. Today, its descendants are known as "giraffes."

3. The term "break a leg" was first coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars, wishing the luck of a broken leg being the worst injury to be sustained while shooting the show. Sadly, this has never been true.

I would finally like to thank my opponnet for making this debate enjoyable and humoring me I would with my opponnets permission modify the rules to say that 5 chuck norris facts may be posted in the last round

1.Crime doesn't pay unless your a corner after a filming of a Walker Texas Ranger

2.According to Einstein's theory of Relativity Chuck Norris actually can kick you into yesterday

3.After Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands they were simply called the Islands

4.Chuck Norris once scored a 3 in a golf game of 18 holes

5.A bear once bumped into Chuck Norris it became so scared its fur turned white and it ran to the north pole its descendants are known as polar bears

This has been a fun debate, yes.

1. The term "dead ringer" originated when somebody sat behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater, and forgot to turn off his cellphone during the movie.

2. Four out of five doctors do NOT recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to all problems. Additionally, 80% of all doctors suffer from roundhouse kicks.

3. Scientists have recently discovered why the universe is contstantly expanding: it wants to get away from Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris has never won any Academy Awards for acting... because he's not acting.

5. Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared to question his motives.