Chuck Norris Facts
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MoralityProfessor
| Voting Style: | Open | Point System: | 7 Point | ||
| Started: | 10/22/2013 | Category: | Funny | ||
| Updated: | 4 years ago | Status: | Post Voting Period | ||
| Viewed: | 1,014 times | Debate No: | 39303 | ||
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 Con First round: To accept Second to Fifth round: Write Chuck Norris Facts, 5 in each round |
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Con OK :p When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.  Pro 2. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. 3. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in its chin. That horse's descendants today are known as giraffes. 4. The fear of spiders is known as arachnophobia, the fear of tight spaces is known as claustrophobia, and the fear of Chuck Norris is known as logic. 5. Superman and Chuck Norris once made a bet. The loser had to wear underwear outside of his pants. |
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Con Lazy_Lipids forfeited this round.
Pro 1) Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone. 2) Chuck Norris once went to Mars. Which is why there are no signs of life there. 3) Chuck Norris can speak Italian... In French 4) There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. They changed it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. 5) Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. |
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Con Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic Chuck Norris doesn"t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives Pro 2) Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do. 3) Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. 4) Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. 5) Chuck Norris kicked the world once. It hasn't stopped spinning. |
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Con Lazy_Lipids forfeited this round.
Pro 2. Q: What came first? The chicken or the egg? A: Chuck Norris 3. Rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus because she was saving it for Chuck Norris. 4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 5. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three turns. |
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Vote Placed by Josh_b 4 years ago
| Lazy_Lipids | MoralityProfessor | Tied | ||
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| Total points awarded: | 0 | 4 |
Reasons for voting decision: Con ff's rounds(conduct points) and uses the same joke over(convincing argument points).
Vote Placed by KingDebater 4 years ago
| Lazy_Lipids | MoralityProfessor | Tied | ||
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| Total points awarded: | 3 | 1 |
Reasons for voting decision: Con forfeited, but I preferred his Chuck Norris facts. The turning the dark off and deleting the recycle bin were particularly good.
Vote Placed by 1Devilsadvocate 4 years ago
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| Total points awarded: | 0 | 4 |
Reasons for voting decision: Con plagiarized pretty much every line of every round (Pro should actually lose points for not realizing/calling pro out on it :P). While Pro(f), seems to have put in the effort to make them up, rather than just C&P it word for word. A lot of pro's lines were actually very cute & clever. Con also F.F. 2 rounds.