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Chuck Norris Jokes debate

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Rockylightning
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/3/2010 Category: Education
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,537 times Debate No: 11322
Debate Rounds (3)
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Pro

5 chuck norris jokes per round each person. I'll start--
Some people can walk on water, chuck norris can swim on land
Chuck Norris once swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. he waits.
Afghanistan has no weapons of mass destruction. Chuck Norris lives in America.
Rockylightning

Con

Chuck norris dosn't have a wrist watch, he decides what time it is
Chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter
Most fear the reaper, chuck norris considers him a rookie
Chuck norris uses 8x10 sheets of plywood as toilet paper
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine and his vomit as canned beverages. We know these beverages as Red Bull and Monster
Debate Round No. 1
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Pro

Chuck norris doesnt believe in god. God believes in chuck norris
Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because he only believes in the element of surprise.
Chuck norris has never gotten an Oscar for the movie he was in called Texas Rangers because Chuck norris is not acting
Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
and last of all, Chuck norris knows the last number of Pi.
Rockylightning

Con

Chuck Norris dosn't eat food, food crawls into his mouth in fear.
Chuck Norris drive, he just says "go" and his car moves.
Chuck Norris dosn't cheat death, he wins fair and square
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f**k he wants.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Debate Round No. 2
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Pro

Switchlapse forfeited this round.
Rockylightning

Con

Chuck Norris dosn't need to tell switchlapse not to post, he did it anyway
Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun and won
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Rockylightning 7 years ago
Rockylightning
@switch, uhhh no as usual i asked someone to vote for me,
Posted by Switchlapse 7 years ago
Switchlapse
Just know that if you vote of Rockylightning, you're voting for a cheater; he voted for himself.
Posted by Rockylightning 7 years ago
Rockylightning
sry, did a double post
Posted by Rockylightning 7 years ago
Rockylightning
chucky norris
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