The Instigator
Paulh
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The Contender
Lizard
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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Lizard
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/8/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
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Paulh

Pro

This is simply a contest to see who ca come up witht he best Chuck Norris jokes. first round is acceptence. one joke per round until the last, at which point you should post you three best, even if used previously.
Lizard

Con

The Lizard is IN!
Debate Round No. 1
Paulh

Pro

In actuality, Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years; the reaper is just to afraid to tell him
Lizard

Con

Chuck Norris does not need Twitter... he is already following you.
Debate Round No. 2
Paulh

Pro

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're probable seconds away from death
Lizard

Con

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Debate Round No. 3
Paulh

Pro

"Alien Vs. Predator" was originally "Alien and Predator Vs. Chuck Norris" but the idea was quickly scrapped as no one wanted to pay to see a movie that lasted 48 seonds, including the credits
Lizard

Con

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Debate Round No. 4
Paulh

Pro

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people...a few seconds later the grenade blew up

Chuck Norris won the World Poker Chmpionship with five pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris does not dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

i would like to thank my opponent for this battle, it was fun
Lizard

Con

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Thank you and gooooooooood night!
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by imabench 3 years ago
imabench
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Reasons for voting decision: as an avid fan of chuck norris jokes I voted based on which ones I havent heard before. Con began winning in round three with 'fear of chuck norris is called logic', but pro tied it up with 'chuck norris threw a grenade and it killed 50 people, then it blew up' but I actually did lol at the one with the bear..... Final score was 2-1 con, so I allocated points to reflect that. Very awesome debate though to both sides
Vote Placed by ladygagadisco 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: 1. Con 2. Con 3. Pro 4. Tie 5. Pro 6. Con
Vote Placed by philochristos 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: You both made some pretty funny jokes, but I thought Lizard's were funnier. I especially liked how Chuck Norris made onions cry, and how he made Superman wear his underwear on the outside.