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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/11/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 743 times Debate No: 34706
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SlaterJ23

Pro

Fun idea I got from Utahjoker. Each round you must tell a Chuck Norris joke.
4 rounds
500 character limit
1st round acceptance only
2-D

Con

I accept. I just want to be very clear tho... I am NOT con/against Chuck Norris.
Debate Round No. 1
SlaterJ23

Pro

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life
2-D

Con

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Debate Round No. 2
SlaterJ23

Pro

There used to be a street named Chuck Norris. It was renamed immediately after the realization that nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Con

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have a chance."

This is way better than working btw, procrastination!

Debate Round No. 3
SlaterJ23

Pro

Indeed it is! Haha so for my final joke i will have to get a good one.

Here it goes...

As a joke Chuck Norris once pissed in the gas tank of a tactor trailer. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
2-D

Con

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Great debate!

Debate Round No. 4
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Vote Placed by Juris_Naturalis 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Had me at the Truman joke