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PatriotPerson
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magic123
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Chuck Norris Jokes

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PatriotPerson
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/24/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 676 times Debate No: 38101
Debate Rounds (5)
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PatriotPerson

Pro

We will debate by posting one Chuck Norris joke each round. I will start.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.
magic123

Con

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number you answer the wrong phone.
Debate Round No. 1
PatriotPerson

Pro

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
magic123

Con

some magicians can walk on water chuck Norris can swim through land.
Debate Round No. 2
PatriotPerson

Pro

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
magic123

Con

Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves.
Debate Round No. 3
PatriotPerson

Pro

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just too afraid to move.
magic123

Con

magic123 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
PatriotPerson

Pro

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there's no sign of life there.
magic123

Con

magic123 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Dragonfyre 3 years ago
Dragonfyre
Why on earth would you drop this challenge of Chuck Norris jokes? And did you know, when Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, its full?
Posted by Kenneth_Stokes 3 years ago
Kenneth_Stokes
You should allow at least three jokes per round.
Posted by PatriotPerson 3 years ago
PatriotPerson
Yes, it is a debate. We provide our best and favorite Chuck Norris jokes and the voters vote on who did better.
Posted by Ragnar 3 years ago
Ragnar
This isn't a debate. It should therefore be conducted in either the forums, or a simple websearch.
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Vote Placed by brant.merrell 3 years ago
brant.merrell
PatriotPersonmagic123Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Round 1: Con Round 2: Pro Round 3: Con Round 4: Pro via forfeit Round 5: Pro via forfeit
Vote Placed by Ragnar 3 years ago
Ragnar
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Reasons for voting decision: Neither did well, since I recognized the content in both as plagiarism (no quotation marks, no source listed). However I agree with pro willing, since "Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just too afraid to move." Is one I forgot about, that made me laugh pretty hard.
Vote Placed by Kenneth_Stokes 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Forfeit
Vote Placed by Deathmonkey7 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Really? Required voting reasons for a joke debate? Fine. Pro was better.
Vote Placed by leojm 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: FF. But that was funny. lol