The Instigator
yay842
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The Contender
retroman000
Con (against)
Winning
3 Points

Chuck Norris is awesome.

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after 2 votes the winner is...
retroman000
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/6/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 626 times Debate No: 37441
Debate Rounds (3)
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Votes (2)

 

yay842

Pro

Make funny Chuck Norris jokes. A joke per round.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, instead he pushes the Earth down.
retroman000

Con

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Debate Round No. 1
yay842

Pro

God can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
retroman000

Con

Chuck Norris never calls the wrong number, you just answered the wrong phone.
Debate Round No. 2
yay842

Pro

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
retroman000

Con

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with a stick of butter.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by retroman000 3 years ago
retroman000
Oh. Hell nah.
Posted by bigdave 3 years ago
bigdave
Would you debate Chuck Norris?
Posted by retroman000 3 years ago
retroman000
Oh yeah, won by three points. Killed it.
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Vote Placed by funwiththoughts 3 years ago
funwiththoughts
yay842retroman000Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's jokes were just funnier.
Vote Placed by InVinoVeritas 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: You both lose, because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.