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funwiththoughts
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The Contender
Kumquatodor
Con (against)
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Come up with funny answers 2.

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Kumquatodor
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/23/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 782 times Debate No: 38038
Debate Rounds (5)
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funwiththoughts

Pro

I will pose a question. My opponent will say the funniest answer they can think of, and then pose a question to me. I will say the funniest answer I can think of, and then pose a question to them. And so forth. Funniest answer wins (Note: This is whoever gave the SINGLE funniest answer, not who was funnier in general).

Can I have a pony?
Kumquatodor

Con

No, you cannot own a pony because you deny that Rainbow Dash is physically attractive, and thus you are too psychological disturbed to own a pony.


Can I haz llama-ride plz?
Debate Round No. 1
funwiththoughts

Pro

See, there's a difference between "can" and "will"...

What's the worst way to die?
Kumquatodor

Con

The worst way to die is to chew your arm off and choke on the pieces (while being tazered) in the rain.




Do you dream about transforming into a Super Saiyen Llama-Master so you can seduce Rainbow Dash?
Debate Round No. 2
funwiththoughts

Pro

Depends on if the Purple Shoe-Monkeys allow it.
Kumquatodor

Con

Do not hold my opponent's mistake against him...
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His question was (in the comments): "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

My response:

Probably not, because you are mentally stupid, and I'm pondering what Rainbow Dash looks like naked.





Have you mistaken me for a brony?
Debate Round No. 3
funwiththoughts

Pro

Why yes actually, I did at first believe you were a member of the BRONY-Brothers Resisting Orange Neckties Yodelling

Why don't you love me daddy?
Kumquatodor

Con

I hate you, son, because you ate my goat alive, and were illegitamately fathered by a llama.





Are you going to tell my wife about my secret shrine to Rainbow Dash?!
Debate Round No. 4
funwiththoughts

Pro

That's not Rainbow Dash, it's Rainbow Mash.

Who's on first?
Kumquatodor

Con

On the stage or on Rainbow Dash?



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Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by TheUser 3 years ago
TheUser
This was not a debate
Posted by funwiththoughts 3 years ago
funwiththoughts
Whoops, I meant to ask "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Posted by Kumquatodor 3 years ago
Kumquatodor
You forgot your question! Tell me in the comments.
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by Oromagi 3 years ago
Oromagi
funwiththoughtsKumquatodorTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to Con for pointing out Pro forgot a question. In all other respects, ewww.