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Come up with funny answers 3

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Started: 9/27/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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funwiththoughts

Pro

I pose you a question, and you try to come up with a funny answer. Then you pose me a question, and I try to come up with a funny answer. And so forth.

Did you ever have a time when you couldn't make a rhyme?
NGJIANI

Con

When I couldn't cling as I write my poorly-flavoured shiite. And with haste, I will not waste, hoping to baste in in my tastley gaze.

Why is the moon so round?
Debate Round No. 1
funwiththoughts

Pro

Because you touch yourself at night.

What is love?
NGJIANI

Con

Love is an extremely complicated emotion, it can range different from,
"I love my cat"
"I love eating my cat"
"I love to made love to me cat"

..etc

Do you think you are funny?
Debate Round No. 2
funwiththoughts

Pro

NO.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
NGJIANI

Con

The sound of one hand-clapping is an majestic sound which is hard to master. Not to be confused with flapping, fapping, or masturbation.

Why are you not funny?
Debate Round No. 3
funwiththoughts

Pro

Because God made it that way.

Where do you think you're going?
NGJIANI

Con

I am going to be an atheist. It is certainly the right way.
Debate Round No. 4
funwiththoughts

Pro

Please excuse my opponent's mistake, his intended question is in the comments. It is: "are you hungry?"

However, this is irrelevant. Even if "are you hungry?", this does not change that "Because God made it that way."
NGJIANI

Con

According to this wikipedia article, [http://en.wikipedia.org...], King Kong won the fight. Thanks!
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by funwiththoughts 3 years ago
funwiththoughts
@truther1111: a) comment on the original debate, not on an unrelated one.

b) I don't think you understood my point. There is NO SUCH THING as an expert in bringing people back from the dead, because nobody has ever been brought back from the dead! One cannot be an expert in something that does not exist!
Posted by truther1111 3 years ago
truther1111
funwuiththoughts sorry for butting in on the debate but you said in my debate that my expert Dr Sam Parnia was not qualified in the discussion of bringing back people from death while actually hes the lead expert in the world

http://www.dailymail.co.uk...

sorry for your ignorance
Posted by funwiththoughts 3 years ago
funwiththoughts
Whoops, the question is "Who would win if Godzilla fought /king Kong?"
Posted by NGJIANI 3 years ago
NGJIANI
sorry the question is

"Are you hungry?"
Posted by NGJIANI 3 years ago
NGJIANI
You sucks
Posted by funwiththoughts 3 years ago
funwiththoughts
Wait, I meant to add that the SINGLE funniest answer wins.
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