Comedian Dave Chappelle Should Consider A Career in Architecture For Orphan Bunnies
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Contention Won: http://farm4.static.flickr.com... Here is an orphan bunny, clearly with no home. If dave chappelle were to design architecture for said bunny, the bunny would have a home, making the world a generally better place.
Contention Too: LOOK AT THE POSSIBILITIES! http://img705.imageshack.us...
Contention TWEE: BOUNCE BABY OUT THE DOOR I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FACE NO MORE
Contention Foore: http://www.newgrounds.com... In this song, deep inner thoughts are evoked regarding life and death and how good it would be if dave chappelle were to consider a career in architecture for orphan bunnies.
Contention Fife: http://zedomax.com... Here Ronald Mcdonald is seen eating the limbs of ORPHAN BUNNIES by a wrecked building. Ronald was able to destroy the blding due to its poor architectural design. We need dave's help!
Contention 6: There is somebody aptly named Dave Chappell (no E at the end) who is an architect. http://www.davidchappell.co.uk... IT CLEARLY IS IN HIS BLOOD! GENETICS! THERMO-NUCLEAR WAR!
Contention 7: http://failblog.org...
Contention 9: Dave chappelle once said, "I am Dave Chappelle". Well, said, Mr. Washington.
Contention 10: George Washington once said "Oh no, I didn't say that, Dave Chappelle did."
Contention 11: I once said "Oh, sorry. That was my mistake."
Contention 12: http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com... OMG
Contention 13: This is an unlucky number. DON'T LOOK AT IT!
Contention 14: Peter Piper picked a something. Because he realized that Comedian Dave Chappelle Should Consider A Career in Architecture For Orphan Bunnies.
Contention 15: This is why I stand in Affirmation of this resolution.
Contention 3- Comedian Dave Chappelle pees whenever he does anything involving buildings. (http://blog.taragana.com...)
Therefore, while in a career for architecture Dave Chappelle will constantly piss his pants, disturbing the bunnies.
Contention 8?- Dave Chappelle does charity work for the homeless. (http://www.fandango.com...)
The homeless eat bunnies.
Therefore, comdedian Dave Chappelle eats bunnies. Why would a bunny-eater help bunnies? I think YES!
Contention 4- According to http://comedyspace.punchlinemagazine.com..., "everyone hates Hitler".
Comedian Dave Chappelle is part of "everyone".
Hitler is a bunny. http://humorpix.com...
Therefore, Comedian Dave Chappelle hates bunnies. And Barack Obama, since OBAMA is Hitler.
Contention- According to http://www.imdb.com..., "Giant demonic bunnnies will cause the end of the world". There is no reason to create homes for animals like that.
Contention 7- According to the Huffington Post, 142% of all Americans believe that Comedian Dave Chappelle should not consider a career in architecture for orphan bunnies. Also, according to Barack Obama, "Bunnies suck. I f***ing hate those things. Also, Homie Q is bad".
cough*vote for me*cough. Please. I haven't won yet.
Contention 1: http://www.newgrounds.com... It seems that the good folk at newgrounds have noted our debate (def not me). Now, each comment on a forum represents a billion people who have seen it, so 10 BILLION people agree with me! And if that's not a vast majority, I.
Contention 21: http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com...
Contention 22: http://www.funnyordie.com...
Bunnies interviewed Oprah Winfrey in the mos high quality and realistic interview to date. http://www.concreteloop.com... Oprah interviewed Dave Chappelle The bunnies have interviewed Dave through Oprah, and he must repay them. How? By providing his services as an architect for their orphans. It's only SENSIBLE! How could you be such a Nazisupporting bafoon?
Contention 33: http://www.vat19.com... Why did you look at that? You're gross.
Contention 34: http://radiated5.files.wordpress.com... Killer Klowns from outer space, like ronald mcdonald in my last speech, love to eat bunnies. YUMYUMYUM. Therefore, Davemust build places to hide the orphans so the killer klowns can't eat them.
I will end my speech by presenting the UNDENIABLE fact that my opponent is being so mayo. http://www.blogcdn.com...
DO WHAT IS RIGHT!
Also, in a recent survey in the amazing country of Djibouti,it was found that "127% of inhabitants believe that Dave Chappelle should not consider a career in architecture for orphan bunnies, 2% said he should, and 26% were undecided."
I have to say with sincere regret that my opponent, a liar, thief, and the sole cause of Global Warming and poverty, has stolen the rest of my case. Therefore, I am unable to provide a long argument. Thank you for understanding.
At the end of my opponent's last case, he claimed "Thank you for your understanding." I, however, do not understand, which means my opponent was lying about my understanding and mocking said lack of understanding. Therefore, he is a bad person who probably steals candy from children and those children from their parents and their parents from their jobs and their jobs from the economy. Therefore, my opponent hurts our economy with his LIES.
Also, to further prove my point,: http://www.vampwriter.com...
So you see,
Contention 12: http://www.all4humor.com... That pikachu represents the destruction of bunny establishments. Only dave chappelle can build such snazzy architecture to protect the bunnies.
Contention 13: http://angryalien.com... Bunnies can make delicious 30 second films, making them a substantial part of our economy and our hearts. And isn't that all that matters?
Contention 14: AHHHHHHHH
Contention 15: In an episode of Family Guy, Peter claims he needs "a jew". His need of a person who practices judaism represents bunnies' need of sturdy structures built by dave chappelle.
Contention 20: http://homieq.deviantart.com...
Contention: That is all. I urge you to vote in aff, to support bunnies everywhere and to go against the irrational hatred of bunnies. Good day. Or night.
My opponent stated that he "do not understand". While this quote sounds extremely stupid in this context, it means that my opponent doesn't understand anything, including the topic, which means I win.
In contention 1, my opponent asks "isn't that all that matters". No. That is not all that matters.
In the classic novel Go, Dog, Go by Dr. Seuss, it is stated that "Go, Dog, Go." This is referring to how bunnies everywhere should be set free, not be placed into architecture.
Lastly, my opponent ended his case by saying Good day. Or night. As you can see, he is trying to pit these two normally peaceful groups against eachother. Soon, day and night will battle to the death. That sounds bad.
My opponent has made only one arguments to negate the resolution other than Dave Chappelle saying that he doesn't think he should build for orphan bunnies. However, contrary to m opponents RADICAL viewpoints, Dave was speaking a term in Yiddish that sounds EXACTLY like what my opponent CLAIMS that he said, however it actually means : "Hey, Judith. How was supper?" Which in no way supports my opponents side.
Contention 365 (or 366): My opponent's argument is false, fallacious, and supporting the evil wizard from the Princess and the Frog movie. How? Because I didn't see the movie because my "opponent" deliberately sabotaged my viewpoint of the movie and made me not see it. If that's not worthy of voting against, I don't know what is.
Contention 28 (or 29): DO YOU HATE PANTS? I SURE DON'T HATE babies.
Contention U (and sometimes Y): Dave Chappelle invented the modern bunny.
Dave chappelle IS the modern bunny.
Dave Cappelle MUST be an architect.
Deductive reasoning, my friend/enemy.
Contention Realize (or realise): http://i73.photobucket.com... Here we can see former president George W. Bush taking a huge bite out of a kitten. The kitten population was soon wiped out. Do we want that to happen to bunnies do to their lack of buildings to hide in? Particularly ORPHAN bunnies? No, we do not. Unless you are a SERIAL KILLER! http://www.cs.cmu.edu...
Contention crevasse: Due to my perfect flawless logic, I win by default. http://lgimages.s3.amazonaws.com...
VOTE AFF OR THE NEGATIVE SPEAKER WILL BECOME A DICTATOR AND DESTROY US ALL WITH AN ASTEROID! AND OUR FATE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS http://www.emmitsburg.net... And according to Sonic the Hedgehog, "That's...NO GOOD".
Please and thank you. Vote in affirmation.
jfmamstepsonpuppies forfeited this round.
Dear Santa that's bad!
Therefore, it is IMPERATIVE that you vote AFF, because if you don't, you are supporting the actions of a person who is on the opposite side that you are on. WHICH IS VERY BAD.
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