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Competition to Create the Most Useless Superpower

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Started: 12/11/2017 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Please clearly state the superpower you have created and be sure to explain why it is the most useless superpower. You can make a cool superpower but put extreme limitations on it that make it useless. (Examples: levitation but only a centimeter off the ground, etc.) Each argument limited to 3 superpowers with explanations each.

Judging is based on whoever can come up with the wittiest, funniest and most useless superpower.

I will start my argument here. (No rebuttals)

1. The ability to turn invisible, but only when nobody is looking.

2. You have perfect hindsight. Meaning, you always know exactly what you SHOULD have done years after you do something.

3. You know exactly how to solve every single societal issue but you are physically incapable to express any of the solutions.


Okay then.

1. Not being able to get a gf/bf

2. having the ability to make someone feel better, but not being able to when they are upset.

3. knowing who likes you but not being able to ask them out. you can only break their heart.
Debate Round No. 1


Mmmm, a fellow intellectual.

4. The ability to summon and light yourself on fire (like the human torch) at will but without any fire immunity.

5. You can see into the future with perfect perception and coherence but only by 2 seconds.

6. You have the ability to change the color of anything in the entire world to any color you can think of, but only to your own self and your own eyes, nobody else can see any of the color changes you have made.


Hmmm. Another one.

The ability to speak to animals, but you can only understand the hurtful things they say about you.

The ability to do stuff perfectly, but only wen no one is looking

The best IQ in the world, but you can not show it when someone asks you to show it, or on IQ tests.
Debate Round No. 2


Final round.

7. You know exactly how to fix any object that exists that is broken, but only when those objects aren't broken.

8. The ability to fly, but only 1 inch off the ground for 3 seconds at a time, with a 10 day cooldown.

9. You have the ability to defacate live grenades.

Beat that, fiend!


Only being able to tell bad puns that only you laugh at.

Being famous worldwide but only for 1 second and then everyone forgets who you are. 1 time use.


I would like to accept my reward in the form of cash, my friend.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by SupaDudz 2 years ago
I love it!!!!!!!!!! I am definitely voting
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Reasons for voting decision: 1. PRO. People can already do that CON. 2. CON. More of an impact than PRO because you have a chance to waste a friendship. 3. PRO. People can already do that CON by other people. 4. PRO. Chance of death compared to just being depressed. 5. CON. Lying can ruin your future, no need to see into the pitiful future. 6. CON. More impact than PRO color. 7. CON. Everyone forgetting outweighs if never broken. 8. PRO. Argument impact will outweigh the CON dad joke. 9. PRO. Win by default. In a 5PRO-4CON vote, I vote PRO

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