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Competitive Writing: Kenny Marshall is far less lucky than George Anderson

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Started: 5/13/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Louistar

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This debate is quite simple, both sides must attempt to establish a story about their character, either Kenny Garret or George Anderson in which they provide evidence that their character is less lucky. Round 1 must be written in first person, round 2 in the form of a play script, 3 in verse, 4 in third person prose, and 5 to the tune of a popular song. In addition, each round must include at least two oxymorons.

This is the tale of Kenny Garret, the Canadian who had such a peculiar case of bad luck that should you choose to return to the smoldering crater that now covers his hometown and speak his name, you would soon find yourself stoned to death by the locals because of their great fear that his name alone will curse them all. If you were to go to the town of Wallburg in central Kansas and asked about him, you would soon learn from the few survivors there that he lived in Kansas from age 11 to 16 and while there, Wallburg became the only town to be hit by both a flood and a wildfire at the same time. If, for some reason you were stupid enough to go to the Pacific island, Pawn where Kenny was marooned from the age of 17 to 20, you would soon find yourself attacked by the very same cannibals that Kenny watched skin and burn his mother alive. At the age of 21, Kenny had just disembarked the private jet though the smoking hole that served as the door in this instance and found himself on the runway of Newark Airport. He was soon met by a TSA agent who informed him that because he had lived outside of the US for so long, He lost his citizenship and would be deported to Mexico. He was then handed deportation papers which he, as always whenever he handled paper, got a paper cut on. While on the bus that took him to Mexico (which had no AC eve though it was the hottest summer on record) Kenny met a Mexican illegal immigrant named Maria and they soon fell in love. Unfortunately, not only did Kenny's luck doom her to a terrible life but also to a terrible death.
Badtothebone

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once upon a time there was a ugly boy. he was sooo ugly that everybody died. the end
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Posted by YYW 3 years ago
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Oh the temptation to troll....
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