Compliment Rap Battle: TUF VS Rosalie
So instead of that, I"m just gonna do this
The winner still will be determined on who is the best
But rather than insult, this is a compliment fest
Rosalies so cool but don"t let her try and hide
She literally did a debate talking someone out of suicide
But if your still not convinced that she"s the bomb
She babysits all the time assuming the role of a mom
She doesn"t think corporal punishment is immoral
And she"s never the one who insults you in a quarrel
Trust me this chick Rosalie should be idolized,
There"s no surprise in those civilized blue eyes
Like Hell, I'm about to capsize with her awesomeness utilized
You feel that? We"ve just been hypnotized.
Her beliefs on Gay Marriage is that it should be legalized
More evidence in this equality she supplies
You got beef with rose, then that beef is unwise
This girls got a mouth on her, she has no filter
Yeah, She throws out cus words like hilter kilter
She thinks the sweating filter should be removed
Free speaking is cool though, don"t get it confused
It takes a real woman to dish out that abuse
With a smile so cute it can"t help but seduce.
Can"t mess with Rosalie. This chick"s too fvcking cool.
Don't be intimidated bu TUF's name, cause when you really get to know him, he's as hot as a flame.
Ya see, TUF may come off as shy , but when you get to know him, he is just as fly.
And oh, how can I forget those beautiful eyes, they're just enough to hypnotize.
But what's just as great is that beautiful smile of his, it's just enough to make any man jizz.
So, not only is TUF a Teddy bear, but he lives up to his name, he's played all the games, and won duh debates.
In reality, there is no dissing here, cause even if you tried, they all would be made up lies.
So come meet TUF and be mezmorized but try not to look into those beautiful eyes, or you'll be mezmorozed.
This girl didn"t waste time, was just straight biz
Showing how amazing she is with her compliment
The type of girl you wanna and make an omelette with
I mean damn, Rosalie is just so damn fly
And shes pro drug legalization so shes probably high
On beauty she ain"t lackin" where I am bone dry
The choice is simple, you should vote for this apple pie
Or the illogical choice in TUF whose a wise guy
But let me clarify that your choice wouldn"t dignify
Unless it was Rosalie whose hotter than the month of july
If you don"t comply, then you"re the bad guy
Not only that but she"s a mafia pro
If you don"t agree, get the fvck out of here bro
I"m like whoa, take it slow, this girl aint a hoe
Reppin California like she"s probly got dough
And her rhymes be sick, yeah you know she"s got flow
Out of 18 debates, she"s only lost one
And that was to Beiber"s prodical son
And I don"t think she lost, does anyone?
She took it easy, was just having fun.
This girl works hard, yeah she does retail
Working hard every day just to make a sale
She"s a trump supporter, but don"t hold that against her
She presents her reasons like an entrepreneur
But overall Lee has looks that will make you drop dead
If I had a choice between two actresses, I"d choose her instead
So let me make one thing clear the user tuf is obviously the baddest one here when he challenges anyone to a debate they all run in fear he makes all of his opponents the delused and Confused. When tuf starts to speak it begins to kill and thrill to the point where they want to end their feels because they're just too real to deal with and to hard to conceal.
Tuf has the most genuine heart that once you meet you'll want to wed him and never be apart. He is just like a daffodil dam I'm glad sexy looks can't kill. Nobody can match up to his rap skills cuz when they try they die inside because they can't deny that tuf is hella fly. Fly to the point they want to go die you see there really is no competition here I may as well forfeit this round and go drink a beer. I could never match up to test level cuz even if I tried I'd go down to hell with the Devil.
Yo im getting the feelin
Rose is makin a killing
Her flow is chillin
As her rhymes are a spillin
This girls just so fly
And not a day goes by
Where I don’t ask myself why
Am I even gonna try
This babe’s just so hot that I
Will take one more rap and die
Her voice like a lullaby
She is hands down the most cute
If you deny it your point is moot
Got dem killer baby blues to boot
Im cravin her, shoot
Her voice like a flute,
If I’m a tree, she’s my root
Her beauty will remain untame, I can’t complain, this may sound lame, but
The type of girl I’d give my last name
No else one I could say the same thing
Damn its shame that I battled this hot dame
Who lives true to her name, I’d shake it but I already came
To the conclusion of, she’s an angel from above, when she raps I see doves
You can tell this chick loves,
Schoolin’ rappers like me
Aint no controversy
My girl Rosalie
Is the best MC
Aint a test you see
Her Rhymes complexity
Turns me on cuz she
Causes rappers to flee
Got me feelin’ like a Ree Ree
Her flow like a faucet
She’s a bank I’ll deposit
Her rhymes flawless
Divergent, she’s dauntless
It"s really sad to see this debate has ended, I just have proved TUF in fact descended from Heaven. If Tuf was your math tutor he"d have you dreamin of linear regression causin love depression, afterwards, you"ll be begging for a regression and maybe a "special session" or maybe you"ll lie of TUF obsession.
Did you also not know that TUF knows how to fight? I"m sure he doesn"t bite, unless you put up a real fight, he will have you begging to take you home at midnight, and keep you up till the sunlight, if ya know what I mean, he"s a best, and a priest, he will have you begging on your knees, praise Jesus hallelujah.
He has those eyes that are enough to polarize and mesmerize any guy. His eyes are enough to make you high, higher than Bob Marley "like wait, is that even possible?" Hell yes it"s possible. He will turn you into a docile, it"s just not even impossible. I"ll volunteer as tribute.
You can"t even negate his debates, TUF is the dictate, don"t underestimate, prepare for your early estate. They all try to imitate him, but they all fail, just like a birth pill.
What can I say, other than TUF is merely the hottest, and the badest. He is the kindest, and he"s never biased. Oh and I forget to mention, if you"re a women, he"ll surely fix your dryness. ;)
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